Tag Archives: Zach Johnson

Hungover With Grace – Final Thoughts On RBC Heritage

I’m Back Bitches Did I leave you in a lurch after the Masters? Yeah, I did, and without any warning. I figured 8 straight days of posts were enough and you wouldn’t miss me. Besides, we all had Masters hangovers until … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 3 – Par 3

Aces Wild I usually poo poo Wednesday at the Masters. In fact I don’t even ask for Wednesday tickets in the lottery system. I turn the Par 3 contest on, I watch, but the kids and old guys running around … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 2

I Hope They Had Wet Naps I had a wet nap once. Or is that a nocturnal emission. Never mind. Tuesday at Augusta means two things. Tee times come out and the defending champ hosts his annual dinner. Let’s do … Continue reading

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US Am Thoughts, PGA Hangover, And Other Hump Day Musings

It Is US Am Week! I love August golf. Fed Ex Cup playoffs start, the PGA rounds out the major season, and the U.S. Am is contested to give us a look at some of the up and comers from … Continue reading

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Open Championship: The Finale

Final Round 66s At The Open Don’t Grow On Trees All that firepower, all those other big names, major winners, etc., and we get little Zachie Poo from Iowa as our Champion Golfer of the Year. Sometimes you just have … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 1

The Monday Playoff We Didn’t Get Dustin Johnson missed a 4 foot putt on the 72nd hole of the U.S. Open that would have put him in a Monday playoff with Jordan Spieth. The R&A (ironically) put DJ and Jordan … Continue reading

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The Season Of Spieth Continues – Jordan Takes John Deere Classic

Spieth Loves Silvis Who doesn’t? No really. Middle America is beautiful this time of year. So muggy, humid, and those fun violent storms that blow through out of nowhere….. how perfect. Still, TPC Deere Run is the only place Jordan … Continue reading

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It’s Bowditch, Bitch! Final Thoughts On AT&T Byron Nelson

He Hasn’t Changed His Name To BROWditch Yet Steven Bowditch isn’t the most recognizable member of the PGA Tour. Perhaps that is why he’s okay with signing autographs in between the 71st and 72nd holes of a Tour event he’s … Continue reading

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Matt Every (Year I Win At Bay Hill) Wins At Bay Hill: Final Thoughts On AP Invite

Better Late Than Never Yes, I left you in a lurch on Monday. You woke up, you grabbed your iPad, you went to take a shit……and there was no Monday morning ShutFace post to get your through it. Hopefully for … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings: We’ll Start With Caddie 101

Show up, Shut Up, And Keep Up That is the caddie mantra if you weren’t aware. Loopers have lived by this creed forever. Throw it out the window because today 80 caddies decided to sue the PGA Tour so they could … Continue reading

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