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Rejoice – The 5th Major is Here!

Posted on May 12, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Players Championship – Round 1 Jason Day, what else is there to say? Number 1 player in the world starts the Players with a course record tying 63….should we just turn off the lights and give him the trophy? Not … Continue reading →

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The Masters 2016: Day 1

Posted on April 4, 2016 by shutfacegolf

I Love Monday At The Masters The first day of Masters week is the unofficial day of sappy stories, bullshit rumors, and uncalled for hyperbole about the course conditions and weather. It’s trite, its the same shit every year, and … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Musings – Rory At The Riv Edition

Posted on February 17, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Detroit, At Night, Great Idea! Well, well, well…..Hump Day has nearly already come and gone. But lucky for you the musings are just starting. In case you missed it, Quicken Loans announced a fun little golf expo coming to a … Continue reading →

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Spiething In Hawaii, He’s Doing It Again – Final Thoughts On Kapalua

Posted on January 10, 2016 by shutfacegolf

This Kid Sucks How do you follow up your four shot victory at the Tour Championship, you know, the last official event you played in and happened to win……the one that capped your two major/five win record setting 2015? You … Continue reading →

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Day Drives To #1: Final Thoughts On BMW Championship

Posted on September 21, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Cheers To The New Number 1 Dominant. That’s the only word I can think of to describe Jason Day right now. Day won again this week at the BMW Championship at Conway Farms, and he did so by 6 shots … Continue reading →

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Open Championship: Day 1

Posted on July 13, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Tee Time It is Open Championship Week mother fuckers. And the Open is back at St. Andrews. Get excited! Day 1 is already in the books. No, the actual tourney didn’t start on Monday, but the players have all made … Continue reading →

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2015 U.S. Open: Day 1

Posted on June 15, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Quit Your Bitching The U.S. Open hasn’t even started yet and the players, golf journos, and golf traditionalists are already bitching about it. That must mean the USGA has done its job properly. Some of the players are starting to … Continue reading →

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Rors Dominates Quail Hollow: Final Thoughts On Wells Fargo

Posted on May 17, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Don’t Hurt’em Rory There isn’t a mercy rule in golf. If they didn’t make one for Tiger Woods they’re not going to make one for Rory McIlroy. Perhaps they should. The 7, 8, and other large margins of victory in … Continue reading →

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Equipment Review: Nike Vapor Drivers

Posted on April 30, 2015 by shutfacegolf

You Can Teach An Old Dog For 25 months and some 400+ posts I’ve written some pretty mean things about Nike Golf. So you probably least expect me to say anything nice about $woosh’s current line of Vapor drivers. Hold … Continue reading →

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Yo Holmes, To Augusta – Final Thoughts On Shell Houston Open

Posted on April 5, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Yes, That Was A Play On The Fresh Prince Theme Song Not my best post title ever, I can admit that. I can also admit that J.B. Holmes was overdue for another tour win has he has been knocking on … Continue reading →

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