Tag Archives: Webb Simpson

Random Thoughts (Because I Haven’t Posted In A While)

Phriendly Phoenix The Waste Management Phoenix Open hosted by the Thunderbirds was fun, wasn’t it? Oh, you didn’t see it because you needed to have your TV tuned to the Super Bowl to make sure you didn’t miss Lady Gaga? … Continue reading

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Jordan Spieth Is A Wizard, Wins Colonial

Perhaps His Career Isn’t Over Jordan Spieth winning again, and winning in Texas, was only a matter of time. Many of the dopes that write about golf for a living wrote him off after his collapse at Augusta. I know … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 3 – Par 3

Aces Wild I usually poo poo Wednesday at the Masters. In fact I don’t even ask for Wednesday tickets in the lottery system. I turn the Par 3 contest on, I watch, but the kids and old guys running around … Continue reading

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2015 U.S. Open: Round 2

I Have No Idea How We Got Here Stopped at the range on the way home, walked in the door for dinner, and then spent the rest of my evening watching my wife birth kid #2. How dare this little … Continue reading

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Rors Dominates Quail Hollow: Final Thoughts On Wells Fargo

Don’t Hurt’em Rory There isn’t a mercy rule in golf. If they didn’t make one for Tiger Woods they’re not going to make one for Rory McIlroy. Perhaps they should. The 7, 8, and other large margins of victory in … Continue reading

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Haas Holds Off Field At The Hope: Final Thoughts On Humana

He Wasn’t Even Trying Five years ago to the day, Bill Haas snatched up his first PGA Tour win at the Bob Hope Classic. Ironically, this was a tournament his father had won during his own career, and almost won … Continue reading

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Vegas Virgin, Martin Snags First Title: Final Thoughts On Shriners

From Outhouse To Penthouse Last week at the Frys.com Open in Napa Valley, journeyman Ben Martin missed the cut by more than a dozen shots and barely broke 80 in his Thursday and Friday rounds. A week can be a … Continue reading

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Bombs Over Boulder, Team USA Threads, And Still Chewing On Captain’s Picks: Hump Day Musings

Being A Mile High Has Nothing To Do With Dustin Johnson This Week As if professional golf isn’t already obsessed with distance, this week at the BMW Championship in Denver we’re going to be bombarded with a fables about how … Continue reading

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Kirk Takes Boston: Final Thoughts On Deutsche Bank

The Win Should Not Make Him A Captain’s Pick Chris Kirk shot 73 in round one of the Deutsche Bank on Friday and probably looked into changing his flight out of Logan to Saturday afternoon thinking he’d miss the cut. … Continue reading

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Villegas Wins Wyndham: Final Thoughts On Wildcard Weekend

Where did Camilo Come From?  Before today Camilo Villegas hadn’t won on tour in four years. The once ‘next big thing’ that rocked a Tiger-less Fed Ex Cup playoff run in 2008 didn’t even have a top ten finish all … Continue reading

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