Tag Archives: USGA

Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf

Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Golf’s Whiny Bitch of the Year

Also Known As The Ian Poulter Award The professional golf season for 2016 is over. The weekend hacker season will be soon for those of us in cool climates. That means it is time again for my year end awards, … Continue reading

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Course Review: Bethpage State Park (Black Course)

Bethpage State Park (Black Course) – Farmingdale, NY (Architect: Albert Warren Tillinghast 1936) Background When the United States was in the midst of the Great Depression, Franklin Roosevelt set the wheels in motion for his New Deal that would bring … Continue reading

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US Am, Olympic Golf, And Wyndham Final Thoughts – All Rolled Into One

Lydia Ko To Show Was The Smart Bet With the men out of the way the ladies got their chance at Olympic gold this week in Rio. They smartly teed off on Wednesday and wrapped up Saturday and I think that … Continue reading

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DJ Gets 1st Major At Oakmont – Final Thoughts On US Open

Bombs Over Oakmont Dustin Johnson won the 2016 U.S. Open, in spite of the USGA, all thanks to being the best driver of the golf ball on the planet. There’s no debating that matter after the show he put on in … Continue reading

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Norman Out/Zinger In And More Hump Day Musings

Pull Your Norman Out And Put Your Zinger In That sounds like a bad euphemism that your grandpa would use at a 1950s orgy. It is also exactly what Fox Sports plans to do with their coverage of USGA events … Continue reading

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A ShutFace Christmas

I Would Never Leave You Hanging No, no, there’s no weeks off here. Sure I’ve been busy, but I’d never leave you for over a week with a holiday looming and nothing to read. You’re probably visiting your in-laws. You’ll … Continue reading

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Fuck The USGA

A Crazy Mother Fucker Named ShutFace Yes, I’m an N.W.A. fan. Am I not allowed to be as a golfer? Whatever your opinion on gangsta rap is be damned, we’re here today to condemn the USGA for their recent decisions … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2015: Golf’s Whiny Bitch Of The Year

An Award Show Unlike Any Other Awwwwwww yeah…..its that time of year again…..time for me to dish out the SFG year end awards for the world of golf. If you’ve missed them before, prepare yourself for a few bowls of hate, … Continue reading

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Welp, The Walker Cup Happened, And We Got Our Ass Kicked

Ryder Cup Redux When the Walker Cup teams were finalized a few weeks ago the US team had the glitzy names and more pedigree. Most ‘experts’ favored the Americans due to this perception. This lazy opinion was formed due to … Continue reading

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