Tag Archives: Tom Watson

The Masters 2016: Round 2

Hey Jordan, Have You Met Rory?  In case you missed it, Rory McIlroy and Jordan Spieth will tee off in the final group of the 3rd round at the Masters. Breath. Now read it again. Jordan Spieth will play in the … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 2

We’re Fucked Call your boss, plan your excuse, work on your sick voice for the call… no one is going to work on Monday because the Open Championship final round will be played that day. Why? Because the 3 hour … Continue reading

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Masters Week 2015: Round 1

A King, A Knight, And A Bear Walk Into A Club Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Some folks think the Masters starts with the Par 3 Contest on Wednesday. I disagree. Wednesday is an exhibition of giggles. Thursday … Continue reading

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SFG Back From Hiatus

You Missed Me, But You Don’t Have To Admit It If you’re scoring at home, you know I’ve been absentee for nearly a week now. No, the Ryder Cup didn’t send me into a severe drinking binge, well….it did, sort … Continue reading

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The Ryder Cup Sucks When Your Team Loses

You Get What You Deserve For Wearing Red Pants Forgive me for being a little out of the loop over the last three days. Life in the ShutFace household is full of change and I was in Wisconsin all weekend … Continue reading

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Holy Horschel!!! 10 Million Reasons For Billy To Be On Ryder Cup Team: Final Thoughts On Tour Championship

For $10 Million, I Wouldn’t Care How Ugly My Pants Are Either As I noted in my previous post, Billy Horschel faced off with Rory McIlroy in a winner-take-all weekend of golf at East Lake in Atlanta. Yes, Billy Horschel, the … Continue reading

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Bombs Over Boulder, Team USA Threads, And Still Chewing On Captain’s Picks: Hump Day Musings

Being A Mile High Has Nothing To Do With Dustin Johnson This Week As if professional golf isn’t already obsessed with distance, this week at the BMW Championship in Denver we’re going to be bombarded with a fables about how … Continue reading

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Ta Ta, Tiger…..Woods Tells Watson He’s Out For Gleneagles

In Other News, I’m Opting Out Of The Mr. Universe Contest Late in the afternoon on Wednesday Tiger Woods issued a statement saying that he’s shutting down his golf game for the foreseeable future so that he can get his … Continue reading

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PGA Championship: The Finale

Well That Was Boring There was a little bit of everything for everyone on Sunday at Valhalla. Mostly, there was epic golf played by the brightest stars in the game. Rory McIlroy started the day with a one stroke lead … Continue reading

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PGA Championship: Round 1

Wood Trails By A Shot That is not a typo. Chris Wood trails leaders Ryan Palmer, Kevin Chappell, and Lee Westwood by a shot after one round at the 2014 PGA Championship. As for Woods, with an ‘s’….i.e. Tiger, he … Continue reading

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