Tag Archives: Sergio

The Masters 2016: Round 1

Maybe He Will Get His Jacket Fitted Jordan Spieth never got his green jacket fitted last year after he won the Masters. He didn’t want to part with it while it was being altered. He also figured he’d grow into … Continue reading

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The Most Interesting Man, The Duck, And Friday Carnage: Cut Day At The Open

The Rapist…..Errrrr…….Mechanic Leads Thru Thirty Six The most interesting man in golf is leading the British Open Championship at the halfway point. Who saw that coming? Less than a year ago a skiing accident put him on the shelf with … Continue reading

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U.S. Open Week: The Finale

Rosie Palms And Her Blister Sisters Epic win for Justin Rose on Sunday at the 2013 U.S. Open hosted by Merion. Before you come out and tell me that Phil choked this away, I’ll tell you that Rose won it. … Continue reading

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U.S. Open Week: Round 1

Whoa, wait a second. You mother fuckers thought I was bailing on you for the week of a major? You can’t get rid of me that easily. And no, I wasn’t the guy at Merion heckling Sergio today. I would … Continue reading

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Sergio Fucked Up & Colonial Flashback: Hump Day Musings

I’ve Probably Said Worse When I Was Drunk Not racially, but I’ve offended more people when I’m drinking than there are fish in the ocean. However, being wasted doesn’t excuse Sergio from his recent fuck up. By now I’m sure … Continue reading

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Tiger Mother-Fuckin’ Woods: Final Thoughts On Players Championship

The Players’ Playa Outside of Sunday at Augusta, Sunday at the Players might be the only other day in golf that delivers drama and excitement consistently every year. Today was no exception and the Players gave us a little bit … Continue reading

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Quail Hollow’s Butterface, Golf Boys Parody, And Fantasy Golf

As Shitty As Advertised We were warned that these greens would be bad and the players and media didn’t sell them short. I’ve never seen anything close to these conditions for golf on TV. You’d think they would have at … Continue reading

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Masters Week: Round 1

Never Disappointing Like Christmas for Bill Gates’ kids, the 1st round of the Masters is never disappointing. Sure, some contenders didn’t play their best, but are any of them really out of it? Nope. Tiger, Phil, Rory…..not a one of them … Continue reading

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Sunday Washout, Monday Restart

Big Storm Move Fast Like many of you I was planning on another day of juggling the remote between college hoops and Tiger at Bay Hill. As I predicted yesterday, TW made his move on Saturday and had another 54 … Continue reading

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Streels Breaks Hymen: Final Thoughts On Tampa

When the stars stay home and par is a good score, most tournaments lose their shine and fall under the radar. The Tampa Classic was set up as a dog this weekend because the field was weak and most of … Continue reading

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