Tag Archives: Ryan Moore

A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Posted on October 5, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading →

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Rory Steals Tour Championship To Save Season: Final Thoughts

Posted on September 28, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Rory Has 11.3 Million Reasons As To Why His Season Didn’t Suck He came. He Saw. He stole 10 million dollars from Dustin Johnson’s retirement fund and gutted Kevin Chappell and Ryan Moore in the process. When he’s on he’s … Continue reading →

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Football Versus Golf – Golf Can’t Win

Posted on September 22, 2016 by shutfacegolf

As The FedEx Cup Finale Begins, The Tour Discusses Schedule Changes Numbers don’t lie. Television ratings for golf begin to suck sweaty balls the second the college and NFL football seasons begin in earnest around Labor Day weekend. Golf isn’t … Continue reading →

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Rory Back In Winner Circle: Final Thoughts On Deutsche Bank

Posted on September 6, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Twas Just A Matter Of Time Over the last few months Rory McIlroy looked more lost on the golf course than he looked ready to win again. It wasn’t his driver, his Nike deal, or his gym habits holding him … Continue reading →

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Did I Miss Anything?

Posted on August 16, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Golden Rose I’m back, whether you wanted me back or not. I know, I know. You missed me terribly and couldn’t even take your Monday morning shit without my ramblings to read. I’m sorry to have disappointed you but daddy … Continue reading →

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Bubba’s Alley? Watson Wins Again At Riv: Final Thoughts On Northern Trust Open

Posted on February 21, 2016 by shutfacegolf

I’d Take On The Kidney Stone To Play Like That Bubba Watson won at Riviera in 2014 and won again at the Masters that same year. In 2016 he’s completed the first part of that feat after his 1 shot … Continue reading →

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Speith Superior In Tampa: Final Thoughts On Valspar

Posted on March 15, 2015 by shutfacegolf

More Fun Than Watching Paint Dry All you can ask for during a nondescript tournament on the PGA Tour schedule is that the cream rises to the top of the leaderboard on Sunday afternoon. Last year as the Valspar we … Continue reading →

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Hahn Gets 1st Win At The Riv: Final Thoughts On Northern Trust Open

Posted on February 22, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Hahn Broke His Hymen The PGA Tour’s West Coast Swing had a near major break out at Torrey Pines two weeks ago and saw more of the same this week at Riviera. On Sunday the rains came and softened a … Continue reading →

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Deja Vu For Moore In Malaysia: Final Thoughts On CIMB

Posted on November 2, 2014 by shutfacegolf

This Was A PGA Tour Event That’s an important fact to remember. After last week’s McGladrey Classic the 2014-2015 PGA Tour season continues on to Asia for a few weeks. The CIMB Classic, just like last year, is the first … Continue reading →

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Ta Ta, Tiger…..Woods Tells Watson He’s Out For Gleneagles

Posted on August 13, 2014 by shutfacegolf

In Other News, I’m Opting Out Of The Mr. Universe Contest Late in the afternoon on Wednesday Tiger Woods issued a statement saying that he’s shutting down his golf game for the foreseeable future so that he can get his … Continue reading →

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