Tag Archives: Rory

U.S. Open Week: Round 2

Stars Aligning In more ways than one. The leaderboard? Fantastic. Any criticism of Merion is completely unwarranted and the proof is the leaderboard the course has given us through 36 holes. Phil, Horschel, Donald, Tiger, Rory, Poulter, Mahan, Rose and … Continue reading

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U.S. Open Week: Round 1

Whoa, wait a second. You mother fuckers thought I was bailing on you for the week of a major? You can’t get rid of me that easily. And no, I wasn’t the guy at Merion heckling Sergio today. I would … Continue reading

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Kooch Cashes, Tiger Chops, & Final Thoughts On Memorial

Boring Golf = Big Checks Matt Kuchar’s game is getting to be about as boring as watching paint dry, as watching grass grow, as listening to a Tiger Woods interview. On his way to victory today at the Memorial he … Continue reading

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Masters Week: Day (Par) 3 Round Up

Whew…..we’re just a few hours a way now. I wasn’t sure we’d make it, but by the time the dog barks in the morning to make me aware of her need to shit, the 77th Masters Tournament (pronounced toon-a-mint for … Continue reading

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Masters Week: Day 1 Round Up

The next two days until the Masters starts are going to feel like a lifetime. But hey, we’ll suffer together and muddle our way through it. Here’s some tidbits from Day 1 of Masters week for your amusement. It Doesn’t … Continue reading

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Look What Rory Found, Laird Goes Low & Final Thoughts On Texas

The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright… Didn’t I say the other day that the Texas Open didn’t do much for me? Boom. I was wrong. My low expectations for this thing made this weekend’s golf thoroughly entertaining. Just … Continue reading

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Tavistock, Houston Preview, And Recari

Houston, Hello Like a spring breaker from any campus north of the Mason-Dixon line, the tour has used and abused the state of Florida for the month of March and moved on. This week a (surprisingly) decent field with FIGJAM, … Continue reading

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Stars & Fireworks @Doral

Star-Studded Lead Board  2013 WGC-Cadillac Mar 7-10 – Purse: $8,750,000 Doral – Blue Monster Course – Doral, Florida, United States Leaderboard – Ongoing R1 T1 Tiger Woods -6 T1 Sergio Garcia -6 T1 Fredrik Jacobson -6 T1 Graeme McDowell -6 T1 Bubba … Continue reading

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Nike Orgy Moves To South Beach To Eiffel Tower Webb Simpson: Doral Preview

Abu Dhabi Take Two Haven’t we seen this movie before? Big presser for Rory, playing with Tiger, doubting an equipment change….Phil Knight/gaggle of hookers/kilo of blow???? Oh yeah, that’s right, the giant queef in the Middle East from January. Well … Continue reading

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Fuck You Ahmad Rashad, Thailand Traffic, & Bear Trap Preview

Ahmad Shows Up In My Dreams Of Kate Upton Too Last Thursday when the golf world stopped to mourn the (1st round) losses of Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy visions of the the $woosh power couple playing together in a … Continue reading

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