Tag Archives: Rory McIlroy

Two For Thomas, Rors Down And Out, And More In Tuesday Takes

Thomas Takes Two If you’re a PGA Tour fan you have to love Justin Thomas. There’s no other way to slice it. He’s talented. He’s humble. His swing is a thing of beauty. He’s young. And he’s really fucking good. … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Shot of the Year

I’ll Remember The Bad As Much As The Good  Maybe that sentiment is fitting in 2016. Personally, I’ve had a pretty good year, but there’s a general feeling of Fuck 2016 as the year comes to an end. The Shutter … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Player of the Year

I’d Pick FIGJAM If This Were Horseshoes Another week, another Shutter to hand out, and this one is for the Player of the Year. This isn’t the AP vote. This isn’t handed out by the Tour. This is the ShutFaceGolf.com … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Round of the Year

Round Is More Than A Shape Well, well, one award down, several more to go. The 2nd Shutter on the agenda is for the Round of the Year. This category is open to any round played anywhere on the planet … Continue reading

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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading

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Rory Steals Tour Championship To Save Season: Final Thoughts

Rory Has 11.3 Million Reasons As To Why His Season Didn’t Suck He came. He Saw. He stole 10 million dollars from Dustin Johnson’s retirement fund and gutted Kevin Chappell and Ryan Moore in the process. When he’s on he’s … Continue reading

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Rory Back In Winner Circle: Final Thoughts On Deutsche Bank

Twas Just A Matter Of Time Over the last few months Rory McIlroy looked more lost on the golf course than he looked ready to win again. It wasn’t his driver, his Nike deal, or his gym habits holding him … Continue reading

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Major Win For Walker: Final Thoughts On PGA Championship

I’ve Always Been A Day Late And A Dollar Short Maybe being nearly a week late in a major wrap up post is a bit much, but life happens. With a bump in the schedule from the Olympics the PGA … Continue reading

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Henrik Tops Phil In Battle Royal At Troon

Like A Five Course Meal, I’m Still Savoring Every Bite I’m not going to recap every shot we watched Henrik Stenson and Phil Mickelson strike in their epic standoff at Troon to become the 2016 Champion Golfer of the Year. I … Continue reading

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The Magnificent McGirt Makes Memorial 1st Win

Dirt Don’t Hurt Bill McGirt William McGirt hadn’t won a professional event since 2007, and that was on some tour that no longer exists and paid him only $16,000. He’s obviously made bigger checks in his last 9 years as … Continue reading

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