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The Shutters 2016: Tweeter of the Year

After The Longest Break In Award Show History… And we’re back. Wow, that was a long break. That is what happens when you mix Taco Bell and Ex-Lax. Ok, that’s a bad shit joke. On with the show. This one … Continue reading

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Weekend Golf For Tiger – Everybody Wins!

I’m Not Going To Say The B Word Tiger Woods completed 4 rounds of tournament golf for the first time in nearly 500 calendar days. Read that again to yourself. Repeat it. And get used to seeing a lot more … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Player of the Year

I’d Pick FIGJAM If This Were Horseshoes Another week, another Shutter to hand out, and this one is for the Player of the Year. This isn’t the AP vote. This isn’t handed out by the Tour. This is the ShutFaceGolf.com … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Golf’s Whiny Bitch of the Year

Also Known As The Ian Poulter Award The professional golf season for 2016 is over. The weekend hacker season will be soon for those of us in cool climates. That means it is time again for my year end awards, … Continue reading

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Scaredy Cat – Tiger Withdraws From Long Awaited Return

I Won’t Have Morning Woods Tomorrow That isn’t a euphemism, I’m just saying I won’t have Tiger Woods on a golf course, in a PGA Tour event, tomorrow morning in Napa Valley as planned. A month ago Tiger Fucking Woods … Continue reading

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Cupid Is An Odd Duck

I Thought He Liked Men, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That If you’re an avid reader of this site you know that I’ve often tossed around the idea that Martin Kaymer, 2 time major champ, has no interest in … Continue reading

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The 2015 Shutters: WAG Of The Year

The Grand Finale First things first, we have to acknowledge the Tweeter of the Year’s acceptance speech. Mr. Sarson, the stage is yours. Wow, thanks. I feel like I don't deserve that at all, but here's my acceptance speech: https://t.co/dOt7hZcdyqContinue reading

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The Shutters 2015: Tweeter Of The Year

A Little Explanation I usually start my year end awards with this one. Perhaps it is my “best supporting actor” equivalent. This year I thought I’d give Tweeters a little more time to make their case for a nomination. This … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2015: Player Of The Year

Back From Nowhere I’m sure when the Shutters (my year end awards) started you weren’t expecting them to go nearly two weeks without an award being given out. Shit happens. I had to leave town for a bit last week … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2015: Golf’s Whiny Bitch Of The Year

An Award Show Unlike Any Other Awwwwwww yeah…..its that time of year again…..time for me to dish out the SFG year end awards for the world of golf. If you’ve missed them before, prepare yourself for a few bowls of hate, … Continue reading

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