Tag Archives: Phil Mickelson

Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf

Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Round of the Year

Round Is More Than A Shape Well, well, one award down, several more to go. The 2nd Shutter on the agenda is for the Round of the Year. This category is open to any round played anywhere on the planet … Continue reading

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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading

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Henrik Tops Phil In Battle Royal At Troon

Like A Five Course Meal, I’m Still Savoring Every Bite I’m not going to recap every shot we watched Henrik Stenson and Phil Mickelson strike in their epic standoff at Troon to become the 2016 Champion Golfer of the Year. I … Continue reading

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Royal FIGJAM Takes Open Lead In Style

62.5 Isn’t Phil’s Waste Line, It Was His Score Today I wasn’t planning on writing anything about round 1 at Royal Troon today, but then something special happened. Don’t get me wrong, every major round is special, but when one … Continue reading

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DJ Gets 1st Major At Oakmont – Final Thoughts On US Open

Bombs Over Oakmont Dustin Johnson won the 2016 U.S. Open, in spite of the USGA, all thanks to being the best driver of the golf ball on the planet. There’s no debating that matter after the show he put on in … Continue reading

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U.S. Open Preview 2016: Oakmont

Henry Fownes Wasn’t Fucking Around When Mr. Fownes thought up Oakmont 127 years ago he had no intentions of making it an easy golf course. Why anyone would expect that to change over a century when the members want it … Continue reading

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Berger Gets Rare 1st Win: Final Thoughts On St. Jude

Well Done, Daniel A very good friend of mine has been picking Daniel Berger to get his first PGA Tour victory for about 3 weeks now. I started listening to his cause about a week ago. I nearly picked Berger … Continue reading

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The House Always Wins

Good Luck Getting Phil To Realize That On Thursday word broke that the SEC was naming Phil Mickelson as a “relief defendant” in an insider trading bust involving Dean Foods stock. The particulars of the issue are that Phil owned … Continue reading

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Hahn Revived, Takes Wells Fargo – Final Thoughts

 Hahn Couldn’t Crack An Egg You saw the CBS narrative, right? The dead horse they beat about James Hahn’s eight missed cuts in a row before he teed it up at Quail Hollow last week. EIGHT! I can’t explain it. … Continue reading

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