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Spieth One Week, DJ The Next – I Like Where 2017 Is Headed

DJ At The Riv I usually love watching a final round at Riviera Country Club – there’s drama, the course is great, and it is a complete 180 degrees from the shit show broadcast CBS gives at Pebble a week … Continue reading

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Two For Thomas, Rors Down And Out, And More In Tuesday Takes

Thomas Takes Two If you’re a PGA Tour fan you have to love Justin Thomas. There’s no other way to slice it. He’s talented. He’s humble. His swing is a thing of beauty. He’s young. And he’s really fucking good. … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: WAG of the Year

Putting A Bow On The Show It is time to get this thing over with, the year, the Shutters, etc. All of it. They’ve both gone on long enough. The Shutter for WAG of the Year was the show stopper … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Player of the Year

I’d Pick FIGJAM If This Were Horseshoes Another week, another Shutter to hand out, and this one is for the Player of the Year. This isn’t the AP vote. This isn’t handed out by the Tour. This is the ShutFaceGolf.com … Continue reading

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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading

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Johnson (Naturally) Wins At Crooked Stick: Final Thoughts On BMW Championship

The Ultimate Driving Machine I’m almost sick of Dustin Johnson winning. His stock post round presser is lame and boring. He’s seemingly past all his rules gaffes on his way to the finish line. And he’s so good the field is … Continue reading

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DJ Gets 1st Major At Oakmont – Final Thoughts On US Open

Bombs Over Oakmont Dustin Johnson won the 2016 U.S. Open, in spite of the USGA, all thanks to being the best driver of the golf ball on the planet. There’s no debating that matter after the show he put on in … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 3 – Par 3

Aces Wild I usually poo poo Wednesday at the Masters. In fact I don’t even ask for Wednesday tickets in the lottery system. I turn the Par 3 contest on, I watch, but the kids and old guys running around … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings – Rory At The Riv Edition

Detroit, At Night, Great Idea! Well, well, well…..Hump Day has nearly already come and gone. But lucky for you the musings are just starting. In case you missed it, Quicken Loans announced a fun little golf expo coming to a … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings: 2016 Predictions

Because My 2015 Predictions Were So Good… Really, they weren’t. Go back and check them. I did get the Vonn/Woods break up correct, but who didn’t? I shat all over the idea of Jordan Spieth winning majors, that’s laughable in … Continue reading

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