Tag Archives: Patrick Reed

Masters Week 2018: The Finale

The Apocalypse Is Upon Us Not because Patrick Reed won the Masters, or because Trump is President, but because I’m posting for the 2nd time in a week. It’s been quite a long time since that has happened but the Masters … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Shot of the Year

I’ll Remember The Bad As Much As The Good  Maybe that sentiment is fitting in 2016. Personally, I’ve had a pretty good year, but there’s a general feeling of Fuck 2016 as the year comes to an end. The Shutter … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Round of the Year

Round Is More Than A Shape Well, well, one award down, several more to go. The 2nd Shutter on the agenda is for the Round of the Year. This category is open to any round played anywhere on the planet … Continue reading

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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading

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A Reed Win For The Red, White, & Blue: Final Thoughts On Barclays

Patrick Reediculous Patrick Reed loves America. He loves playing for his country. He’s built for the Ryder Cup. It would have been tough to fathom the U.S. team without him next month. Before the Barclays at Bethpage last week that … Continue reading

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Holy Hoffman! Final Thoughts On Valero Texas Open

If The Boot Fits Charley Hoffman dominates the TPC San Antonio Oaks course, but he doesn’t win on it, at least not before today he didn’t. Chuckles was more under par on the Oaks course than any other player since … Continue reading

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Day Takes Match Play, Finau Breaks Through In Puerto Rico: Final Thoughts

The New Tiger Another week another trophy for Jason Day. That’s why the statement above comparing Day to Tiger Woods isn’t full blown hyperbole. Day won at Bay Hill last week. He played in a corporate event in Houston earlier … Continue reading

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Vaughn Taylor Ripped Out FIGJAM’s Heart And Stomped On It – Final Thoughts On AT&T Pebble Beach

When Was The Last Time Someone Won On Tour Without A Staff Bag? Your 2016 AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am champion is Vaughn Taylor. You saw that coming didn’t you? Vaughn hadn’t won on Tour in 10.5 years. He hadn’t been … Continue reading

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Bloody Monday At Torrey Pines – Final Thoughts On Farmers

Beating The Field By Ten Should Get You A Trophy Thursday and Friday at the Farmers Insurance Open were as normal as can be for January days in San Diego. Saturday was a little cooler with a bit of a … Continue reading

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Duf-Daddy Is Back – Final Thoughts On CareerBuilder Challenge

Just Typing ‘CareerBuilder’ Up There Makes Me Hurt Inside Can’t the Tour vet their title sponsor and make tournament names a little more reasonable? I’m dead fucking serious. Call it the Bob Hope presented by whatever douche sponsor you want. … Continue reading

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