Tag Archives: No Laying Up

Nit Twits – Who Blocked Me And Why

Cock Blockers I haven’t sat down and written a post in some time, nearly a month. Life happens. And I warned you that I’d have to dial it down this year because of the whole life balance thing. But in … Continue reading

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Thursday Potluck – Phoenix Style

What You Get Instead Of Hump Day Musings When There’s A Monday Finish Ahhhh Phoenix. Drunks. Golf. Fake boobs. Sunshine. And all of it is combined at the 16th hole of TPC Scottsdale this week. Who doesn’t love the Waste … Continue reading

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Norman Out/Zinger In And More Hump Day Musings

Pull Your Norman Out And Put Your Zinger In That sounds like a bad euphemism that your grandpa would use at a 1950s orgy. It is also exactly what Fox Sports plans to do with their coverage of USGA events … Continue reading

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Justin Thomas Is The Man In Malaysia: Final Thoughts On CIMB Classic

20 Somethings Reign The 2016 PGA Tour season has started with 3 young guns winning, all under 25 years old, now that Justin Thomas has won the CIMB in Malaysia. Thomas is the umpteenth Tour winner in a row in … Continue reading

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Pre-Prez Cup Musings (Well, What-The-Fuck-Else Would You Call Them?)

There Is A Truther In All Of Us You already know that U.S. Presidents Cup Captain Jay Haas picked son Bill Haas and Phil Mickelson for his two captain’s picks for this week’s matches in Korea. You also probably know … Continue reading

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Trunk Slam’n: Tiger And Bitch Tits Headed Home From Phoenix

Tiger Couldn’t Chip A Tooth Right Now Well, of course he could/did. But anything else involving a chip, pitch, or lob is not in his vocabulary right now. What I’m referring to is Tiger’s 73-82 scores of the first two rounds … Continue reading

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The Shutters: Tweeter Of The Year

The Shutters Are Finally Here!!!! Hide the women and children, the best roll out of golf related awards on the internet made available via a hack blogger begins now. If you’re new here, just know that the Shutters are ShutFaceGolf.com’s … Continue reading

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Left(y) Jab, Rory’s Virginity, And Paulina’s Bastard: Random Shit – Ryder Cup Edition

Phil Loves How His Feet Taste I thought the talking was done, I thought we were ready to focus on golf……then Phil Mickelson took the podium on Wednesday at Gleneagles. Phil was asked a simple question about team chemistry and … Continue reading

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