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Open Championship: Round 2

We’re Fucked Call your boss, plan your excuse, work on your sick voice for the call… no one is going to work on Monday because the Open Championship final round will be played that day. Why? Because the 3 hour … Continue reading

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Lingmerth Get First Win: Final Thoughts On Memorial

His Name Sounds Like Slang For Fake Pubic Hair But that isn’t why you should remember who David Lingmerth is. He’s now a bonafide PGA Tour winner, and what a way to break your hymen. Until today David Lingmerth is … Continue reading

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Faldo’s Last Stand, Rory’s Booty Call, And Jeff Knox Revealed: Hump Day Musings

Bring Back Fanny Nick Faldo is a 3 time Open Championship winner and a 6 time major winner (his other 3 wins all being the Masters). Yesterday the BBC reported that Nick will make his final start in the Open … Continue reading

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Hot Take Coming! Tiger Is Taking His Balls And Staying Home

See You In AugustaOrlando Tiger Fucking Woods announced today that he’ll be taking a leave of absence from the tour, but you already knew that. His plan is to fix his game and return to the tour when he feels like … Continue reading

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Garcia’s Gift Bites Him In Ass

Usually The Only Thing In His Ass Is Jose Maria In a third round match against Rickie Fowler, Sergio Garcia walked to his ball near the 6th green to play a chip shot when he encountered a swarm of bees … Continue reading

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Hairless Haas Wins, Paul Casey Back From The Dead, Ladies On Long Island & Final Thoughts On Congo

Knock Knock Knock Bill Haas has been knocking at the door all year and nobody would let him in. He lead Bay Hill going into the weekend, he contended at Quail Hollow briefly, and was also in the mix at … Continue reading

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44 Year Old Virgin Winner, Bubba Blows Up, & CBS No Shows: Final Thoughts On Hartford

No Longer A Bridesmaid Ken Duke out-dualed fellow journeyman Chris Stroud on the 2nd playoff hole in Hartford to capture the title at the 2013 Travelers Championship. This is Duke’s long awaited maiden victory on tour and its location should … Continue reading

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Boo Dadgum Won, Matteo Breaks Through, & Final Thoughts on Colonial

What Do You Do If You See Vijay Singh Every Tuesday? Boo Weekley, that’s what you do. You could see Boo’s victory coming like a freight train down the tracks. Since Boo got hot on Sunday in Tampa this March … Continue reading

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The Tour Started…..Sorta

Was hoping to sit down and watch the boys play Kapalua tonight and enjoy views of paradise and fond memories of my trip to Maui, instead they cancel the round and I’m stuck with Johnny Football Heisman and the one-sided … Continue reading

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