Tag Archives: Matt Kuchar

Back And Loaded With Hot Takes

Four Posts In 3 Months Isn’t Bad For A Dead Guy Okay, okay, okay……I’ve been a little detached from this place for most of the summer. Vacations, kids, work, and most importantly my own golf game have taken priority over … Continue reading

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Johnson (Naturally) Wins At Crooked Stick: Final Thoughts On BMW Championship

The Ultimate Driving Machine I’m almost sick of Dustin Johnson winning. His stock post round presser is lame and boring. He’s seemingly past all his rules gaffes on his way to the finish line. And he’s so good the field is … Continue reading

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Did I Miss Anything?

Golden Rose I’m back, whether you wanted me back or not. I know, I know. You missed me terribly and couldn’t even take your Monday morning shit without my ramblings to read. I’m sorry to have disappointed you but daddy … Continue reading

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DJ Can’t Be Stopped: Final Thoughts On WGC Bridgestone

Paulina Must Only Come To Majors Two big tournaments, two big wins in a row for Dustin Johnson. Its that simple. He’s the best driver of the golf ball on the planet right now. Then he shows up in Akron … Continue reading

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The Magnificent McGirt Makes Memorial 1st Win

Dirt Don’t Hurt Bill McGirt William McGirt hadn’t won a professional event since 2007, and that was on some tour that no longer exists and paid him only $16,000. He’s obviously made bigger checks in his last 9 years as … Continue reading

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Sergio Wins His 2nd Byron Nelson, Still Has Zero Majors

We All Lose When Sergio Wins I try to like Sergio, I really do, but at the end of the day he’ll always be a giant bag of dicks. He’s a phenomenal talent on the golf course but he’s such … Continue reading

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Jason Day – What Else Can You Say? Final Thoughts On Players Championship

Tougher Than The Rest I’ve compared the Jason Day we began to see last year to Tiger Woods a few times. I’m more than sold on the idea that Day has entered Woods’ stratosphere. When is everyone else going to jump on … Continue reading

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1st Round At Doral, Tiger At Blue Jack, And Other Random Shit: Thursday Potluck

We All Had Scott Piercy And Marcus Fraser Winning After Round 1 Rory McIlroy, Jason Day, and Jordan Spieth are paired together for the first 2 rounds of the WGC Championshp at Doral this week. That sounds like a bag of … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings: 2016 Predictions

Because My 2015 Predictions Were So Good… Really, they weren’t. Go back and check them. I did get the Vonn/Woods break up correct, but who didn’t? I shat all over the idea of Jordan Spieth winning majors, that’s laughable in … Continue reading

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2015 PGA Championship: Round 1

So I Was Wrong About DJ Shoot me. I thought he’d have some PTSD shit going on from 2010. I thought his recent rounds were a trend. I was wrong, so far. It won’t be the last time. DJ was … Continue reading

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