Tag Archives: Martin Kaymer

SpiethCenter, Arnold Palmer, And More In Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

Fork Off Jordan Spieth’s new Sportscenter commercial dropped today and its already gone viral. If you’ve seen it and are done with it, move on. If not, throw aside your hate for all things ESPN and hunker down for 30 … Continue reading

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Cupid Is An Odd Duck

I Thought He Liked Men, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That If you’re an avid reader of this site you know that I’ve often tossed around the idea that Martin Kaymer, 2 time major champ, has no interest in … Continue reading

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Abu Dhabi Time, Spieth’s Real Estate Ventures, And More Hump Day Musings

Sleeping With On Kaymer How do you follow up a big victory in Hawaii that came on the heels of completing one of the best years of modern professional golf? You get a big check to go to the Middle … Continue reading

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2015 PGA Championship: Day 2

Money Games Tuesday at a major typically involves Phil Mickelson, some young guns, and a lot of money changing hands on the 18th green. Bitch Tits doesn’t do practice rounds. He wants to feel competition on the course before he … Continue reading

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Masters Week 2015: Round 2

Don’t You Dare Run Away And Hide What else can you say about Jordan Spieth? A six under 66 to go with his opening round 64 has the world saying the first major of the year is over. Pack up. … Continue reading

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Masters Week 2015: Day 2

If Only They Followed The USGA’s Methods In the 1990s the USGA made the pairings for the U.S. Open with a few traditions. One of those was putting the defending champ with the current U.S. Am Champ. The Masters does that … Continue reading

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Kaymer Implodes, Stal Steps Ups To Win HSBC Abu Dhabi

Ten Shot Shit Show I doubt Frenchman Gary Stal thought he’d be toasting his first big boy tour win on Sunday evening when he woke up today. He and the entire HSBC Abu Dhabi field trailed Martin Kaymer by a … Continue reading

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Happy Hour Thoughts With John Peterson

Aces Wild If you’re a die hard professional golf fan with a pulse you’re well aware that the Euro Tour is in Abu Dhabi this week and Martin Kaymer is looking like the same guy that won the U.S. Open … Continue reading

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The Best Golf Moment Of 2014

So Many Lists, So Little Time Christmas is over, and I gained weight. This also means the year is coming to an end and every dick with a golf blog has a list that is the best this or worst that … Continue reading

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Como Se Llama, Tiger Is Back: Hump Day Musings

Tiger 4.0 Last week Tiger announced to the golf world that he was working with Chris Como as his new swing coach. This week at Tiger’s tournament, he’s now unveiled the swing that he and Como are working on, or should … Continue reading

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