Shut Face Golf- Course Review: Bethpage State Park (Black Course) May 11, 2019
- Titillation From Tiger April 15, 2019
- Random Thoughts: 2019 So Far January 27, 2019
- I Was On A Podcast, Made Some Predictions, It Didn’t Go Well December 29, 2018
- 10 Reasons I Love The Open Championship July 19, 2018
- Course Review: Arcadia Bluffs (Bluffs) April 14, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: The Finale April 9, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: Thinning The Herd April 2, 2018
- Thomas Wins But Loses By Throwing Out A Fan, And Tiger Was Back Too February 26, 2018
- My Dream Eighteen – Inward Nine (Part II) December 12, 2017
Tag Archives: Lindsey Vonn
In Honor Of Tiger’s Return – M/F/K All Things Tiger
Guess Who’s Back, Back Again, Tiger’s Back, Tell Your Friends That’s right. Tiger is 3 days away from teeing it up at his own event, the Hero World Challenge, in the Bahamas on Thursday of this week. I’m still skeptical … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Courses, Hate Mail, Random Shit, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged 1997 Masters, 2000 U.S. Open, 2006 Open Championship, Bay Hill, Butch Harmon, Earl Woods, Firestone, Fred Couples, Girlfriends, Hank Haney, Hero World Challenge, Joe LaCava, John Cook, Lindsey Vonn, Mark O'Meara, Mark Steinberg, Marry Fuck Kill, Mike Fluff Cowan, Notah Begay, Rachel Uchitel, Sean Foley, Steve Williams, Tiger Woods, Torrey Pines
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Thursday Potluck – Memorial Week
Jack’s House Of Milkshakes This is the worst week of the year to follow Tour pros on the Twitter. All they do is snap and tweet pics and videos of them getting delicious milkshakes from the Muirfield Village club house. … Continue reading
Hump Day Musings: Players Edition
Foxy Holly’s Return Holly Sonders left the Golf Channel almost a year ago and we’ve barely seen her since. How sad. Golf’s former ‘IT’ girl will be back soon so do not fear you pervy freaks. As you know, Holls … Continue reading
Rory Rules The World (Match Play): Final Thoughts On WGC
122 Holes Later Rory McIlroy’s reward for winning his first 2 matches of the week was not a bye or a restful third match while waiting for the round of 16 to begin (like Rickie Fowler). No, instead, Rors had a … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Hate Mail, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Ben Martin, Break Up, Danny Willett, Gary Woodland, Harding Park, Jim Furyk, Jordan Spieth, Lindsey Vonn, Rory McIlroy, Shot of the Week, Tiger Woods, WGC Match Play
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Hot Take Coming! Tiger Is Taking His Balls And Staying Home
See You In AugustaOrlando Tiger Fucking Woods announced today that he’ll be taking a leave of absence from the tour, but you already knew that. His plan is to fix his game and return to the tour when he feels like … Continue reading
Posted in Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Bad Back, Bay Hill, ego, Honda Classic, Leave Of Absence, Lindsey Vonn, Masters, nick faldo, Tiger Woods
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Hump Day Musings: We’ll Start With Caddie 101
Show up, Shut Up, And Keep Up That is the caddie mantra if you weren’t aware. Loopers have lived by this creed forever. Throw it out the window because today 80 caddies decided to sue the PGA Tour so they could … Continue reading
Posted in Hate Mail, Random Shit, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Bibs, Bubba Watson, Caddie Suit, Damon Green, Farmers Insurance Open, Jordan Spieth, Lindsey Vonn, Tiger Woods, Torrey Pines, Zach Johnson
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Hump Day Musings: 2015 Predictions
Like A Broken Clock… I wasn’t going to make predictions for the golf world of 2015 simply because I’m wrong more than I’m right. Then everybody and their brother went ahead and tried this topic out so now I feel … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Courses, Majors, Presidents Cup, Random Shit, Ryder Cup, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged 2015 Predictions, Augusta, Chambers Bay, Dustin Johnson, Joe Ogilvie, Kevin Streelman, Lindsey Vonn, Matt Kuchar, Pat Perez, Patrick Reed, Paulina Gretzky, Rory McIlroy, St. Andrews, Tiger Woods, Tim Finchem, Whistling Straits, Zach Johnson
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Prez Cup At Obama’s And Wie Twerks: Hump Day Musings
There’s No Truth To The Rumor That Uncle Joe Sucker Punched Him In another effort to be the celebrity president that hangs out with the cool kids, President Obama invited the President’s Cup teams from 2013 to the White House … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Presidents Cup, WAGS
Tagged Bloody Mouth, Brandt Snedeker, Jason Dufner, Joe Biden, Keegan Bradley, Lindsey Vonn, Michelle Wie, Obama, Phil Mickelson, Tiger Woods, Twerking, US Womens Open
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Lindsey & Elin Are BFFs, Tiger Chipping And Other Hump Day Musings
Nip It In The Bud Now, Tiger US Weekly and other obnoxious gossip rags reported this week that Tiger’s ex-wife, Elin Nordgren, and his current girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, are becoming friends. Not just friends, but good friends. It seems as … Continue reading
Tiger’s Fuck Buddy Revisited
An Oldie, But A Goodie Last year Tiger Woods won the Farmers Insurance Open at Torrey Pines by four shots after shooting 72 on the South Course in the final round. It was his 8th professional win in La Jolla … Continue reading
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Tagged Elin, Fuck Buddy, Lindsey Vonn, Perkins' waitress, Tiger, Torrey Pines
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