Tag Archives: Lindsey Vonn

In Honor Of Tiger’s Return – M/F/K All Things Tiger

Posted on November 27, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Guess Who’s Back, Back Again, Tiger’s Back, Tell Your Friends That’s right. Tiger is 3 days away from teeing it up at his own event, the Hero World Challenge, in the Bahamas on Thursday of this week. I’m still skeptical … Continue reading →

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Thursday Potluck – Memorial Week

Posted on June 2, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Jack’s House Of Milkshakes This is the worst week of the year to follow Tour pros on the Twitter. All they do is snap and tweet pics and videos of them getting delicious milkshakes from the Muirfield Village club house. … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Musings: Players Edition

Posted on May 5, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Foxy Holly’s Return Holly Sonders left the Golf Channel almost a year ago and we’ve barely seen her since. How sad. Golf’s former ‘IT’ girl will be back soon so do not fear you pervy freaks. As you know, Holls … Continue reading →

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Rory Rules The World (Match Play): Final Thoughts On WGC

Posted on May 3, 2015 by shutfacegolf

122 Holes Later Rory McIlroy’s reward for winning his first 2 matches of the week was not a bye or a restful third match while waiting for the round of 16 to begin (like Rickie Fowler). No, instead, Rors had a … Continue reading →

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Hot Take Coming! Tiger Is Taking His Balls And Staying Home

Posted on February 11, 2015 by shutfacegolf

See You In AugustaOrlando Tiger Fucking Woods announced today that he’ll be taking a leave of absence from the tour, but you already knew that. His plan is to fix his game and return to the tour when he feels like … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Musings: We’ll Start With Caddie 101

Posted on February 3, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Show up, Shut Up, And Keep Up That is the caddie mantra if you weren’t aware. Loopers have lived by this creed forever. Throw it out the window because today 80 caddies decided to sue the PGA Tour so they could … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Musings: 2015 Predictions

Posted on January 7, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Like A Broken Clock… I wasn’t going to make predictions for the golf world of 2015 simply because I’m wrong more than I’m right. Then everybody and their brother went ahead and tried this topic out so now I feel … Continue reading →

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Prez Cup At Obama’s And Wie Twerks: Hump Day Musings

Posted on June 25, 2014 by shutfacegolf

There’s No Truth To The Rumor That Uncle Joe Sucker Punched Him In another effort to be the celebrity president that hangs out with the cool kids, President Obama invited the President’s Cup teams from 2013 to the White House … Continue reading →

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Lindsey & Elin Are BFFs, Tiger Chipping And Other Hump Day Musings

Posted on April 23, 2014 by shutfacegolf

Nip It In The Bud Now, Tiger US Weekly and other obnoxious gossip rags reported this week that Tiger’s ex-wife, Elin Nordgren, and his current girlfriend, Lindsey Vonn, are becoming friends. Not just friends, but good friends. It seems as … Continue reading →

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Tiger’s Fuck Buddy Revisited

Posted on January 23, 2014 by shutfacegolf

An Oldie, But A Goodie Last year Tiger Woods won the Farmers Insurance Open at Torrey Pines by four shots after shooting 72 on the South Course in the final round. It was his 8th professional win in La Jolla … Continue reading →

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