Tag Archives: Justin Thomas

Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf

Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading

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Two For Thomas, Rors Down And Out, And More In Tuesday Takes

Thomas Takes Two If you’re a PGA Tour fan you have to love Justin Thomas. There’s no other way to slice it. He’s talented. He’s humble. His swing is a thing of beauty. He’s young. And he’s really fucking good. … Continue reading

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I Can Always Do Worse – Predictions For 2017

Well Hello There 2017, I See You Coming… I’ve been so bad at my annual predictions on this site that I hesitate to even attempt them again. Why bother? I’ll pick some big tournament winners, none of them will come … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Tweeter of the Year

After The Longest Break In Award Show History… And we’re back. Wow, that was a long break. That is what happens when you mix Taco Bell and Ex-Lax. Ok, that’s a bad shit joke. On with the show. This one … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings Featuring Tiger And Jordan

They’re Convinced He Did It On Purpose On Monday morning Tiger Woods met the media at Congressional for a Quicken Loans media day event and a charity closest to the pin contest. Tiger arrived promptly and answered questions about his … Continue reading

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Jason Day – What Else Can You Say? Final Thoughts On Players Championship

Tougher Than The Rest I’ve compared the Jason Day we began to see last year to Tiger Woods a few times. I’m more than sold on the idea that Day has entered Woods’ stratosphere. When is everyone else going to jump on … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings – #SB2k16

What The Fuck Is #SB2K16?  It is a stupid hashtag made up by 4 young bucks going crazy in the Bahamas. Of course that’s what it is. So who’s going island crazy? That would be Jordan Spieth, Rickie Fowler, Justin … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 3 – Par 3

Aces Wild I usually poo poo Wednesday at the Masters. In fact I don’t even ask for Wednesday tickets in the lottery system. I turn the Par 3 contest on, I watch, but the kids and old guys running around … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 2

I Hope They Had Wet Naps I had a wet nap once. Or is that a nocturnal emission. Never mind. Tuesday at Augusta means two things. Tee times come out and the defending champ hosts his annual dinner. Let’s do … Continue reading

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Adam Scott Has Gray Hair – Oh, And He Won The Honda

I’m Not Kidding About The Gray Hair Adam Scott won the 2016 Honda Classic for his first PGA Tour win since the 2014 Colonial. When his final 25 inch putt fell for victory he breathed a heavy sigh of relief, … Continue reading

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