Tag Archives: Justin Thomas

Back And Loaded With Hot Takes

Four Posts In 3 Months Isn’t Bad For A Dead Guy Okay, okay, okay……I’ve been a little detached from this place for most of the summer. Vacations, kids, work, and most importantly my own golf game have taken priority over … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf

Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading

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Two For Thomas, Rors Down And Out, And More In Tuesday Takes

Thomas Takes Two If you’re a PGA Tour fan you have to love Justin Thomas. There’s no other way to slice it. He’s talented. He’s humble. His swing is a thing of beauty. He’s young. And he’s really fucking good. … Continue reading

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I Can Always Do Worse – Predictions For 2017

Well Hello There 2017, I See You Coming… I’ve been so bad at my annual predictions on this site that I hesitate to even attempt them again. Why bother? I’ll pick some big tournament winners, none of them will come … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Tweeter of the Year

After The Longest Break In Award Show History… And we’re back. Wow, that was a long break. That is what happens when you mix Taco Bell and Ex-Lax. Ok, that’s a bad shit joke. On with the show. This one … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings Featuring Tiger And Jordan

They’re Convinced He Did It On Purpose On Monday morning Tiger Woods met the media at Congressional for a Quicken Loans media day event and a charity closest to the pin contest. Tiger arrived promptly and answered questions about his … Continue reading

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Jason Day – What Else Can You Say? Final Thoughts On Players Championship

Tougher Than The Rest I’ve compared the Jason Day we began to see last year to Tiger Woods a few times. I’m more than sold on the idea that Day has entered Woods’ stratosphere. When is everyone else going to jump on … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings – #SB2k16

What The Fuck Is #SB2K16?  It is a stupid hashtag made up by 4 young bucks going crazy in the Bahamas. Of course that’s what it is. So who’s going island crazy? That would be Jordan Spieth, Rickie Fowler, Justin … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 3 – Par 3

Aces Wild I usually poo poo Wednesday at the Masters. In fact I don’t even ask for Wednesday tickets in the lottery system. I turn the Par 3 contest on, I watch, but the kids and old guys running around … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Day 2

I Hope They Had Wet Naps I had a wet nap once. Or is that a nocturnal emission. Never mind. Tuesday at Augusta means two things. Tee times come out and the defending champ hosts his annual dinner. Let’s do … Continue reading

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