Tag Archives: Justin Rose

Forever A Bridesmaid, Sergio Garcia Is Now A Masters Champion

Let That Sink In For A Minute I never thought I’d type that title, even if it were for a joke. But come Monday morning hell hadn’t frozen over and pigs weren’t flying, that is unless Rosie O’Donnell was on … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Golf’s Whiny Bitch of the Year

Also Known As The Ian Poulter Award The professional golf season for 2016 is over. The weekend hacker season will be soon for those of us in cool climates. That means it is time again for my year end awards, … Continue reading

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Did I Miss Anything?

Golden Rose I’m back, whether you wanted me back or not. I know, I know. You missed me terribly and couldn’t even take your Monday morning shit without my ramblings to read. I’m sorry to have disappointed you but daddy … Continue reading

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Rejoice – The 5th Major is Here!

Players Championship – Round 1 Jason Day, what else is there to say? Number 1 player in the world starts the Players with a course record tying 63….should we just turn off the lights and give him the trophy? Not … Continue reading

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Vaughn Taylor Ripped Out FIGJAM’s Heart And Stomped On It – Final Thoughts On AT&T Pebble Beach

When Was The Last Time Someone Won On Tour Without A Staff Bag? Your 2016 AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am champion is Vaughn Taylor. You saw that coming didn’t you? Vaughn hadn’t won on Tour in 10.5 years. He hadn’t been … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings: 2016 Predictions

Because My 2015 Predictions Were So Good… Really, they weren’t. Go back and check them. I did get the Vonn/Woods break up correct, but who didn’t? I shat all over the idea of Jordan Spieth winning majors, that’s laughable in … Continue reading

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PGA Championship: The Finale

Jason’s Day I’ve rooted for Jason Day since the first time I saw him hit a golf ball. He’s very talented, that goes without saying, but he has a likability factor about him that makes him more human and endears … Continue reading

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Lowry(ing) Standards: Final Thoughts On Firestone

No Longer Unknown I know who Shane Lowry is, but did you before this week? If you did you likely knew him as the fellow Irishman that beat Rory McIlroy at the WGC Match Play event in 2013. If not … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 3

I Need A Cigarette Round 3 at the Open was intense. It was also exactly what we needed after a washed out Saturday. And if you had an amateur that was the 2nd best player on his college team this … Continue reading

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2015 U.S. Open: Day 2

Crispy And Crusty Thanks to the USGA and the cooperation of Mother Nature, Chambers Bay is right where course set up wizard Mike Davis wants it right now……dry and more dry. You don’t believe me? Check out this tweet from … Continue reading

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