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The House Always Wins

Good Luck Getting Phil To Realize That On Thursday word broke that the SEC was naming Phil Mickelson as a “relief defendant” in an insider trading bust involving Dean Foods stock. The particulars of the issue are that Phil owned … Continue reading

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I’ll Take Phil And The Points; Plus More Hump Day Musings

New Meaning Of FIGJAM That has always stood for “fuck I’m good just ask me”. Now we might need to be replaced with “fuck I gamble just ask me”. We all know Phil bets on everything and that’s how he … Continue reading

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Another Week, Another Wednesday: More Hump Day Musings

Yes, I Realize These Often Don’t Get Published Until It Is Nearly Thursday But I know you want them, I know you need them, and I won’t let you down. It is a slow week as the Tour has moved … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 3

This Is Starting To Feel Like Childbirth Not that I actually know what that feels like, I’m talking more generally about the anticipation of such an event. The Masters is great, so is the U.S. Open, but because this is … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Bitch Tits Being Probed

By The FBI For Insider Trading Nothing good ever comes of Phil’s visits to Ohio. Apparently after his 1st round at Muirfield Village on Thursday two FBI agents came to Phil to talk to him about some stock he bought … Continue reading

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