Tag Archives: European Tour

The Shutters 2016: Tweeter of the Year

Posted on December 19, 2016 by shutfacegolf

After The Longest Break In Award Show History… And we’re back. Wow, that was a long break. That is what happens when you mix Taco Bell and Ex-Lax. Ok, that’s a bad shit joke. On with the show. This one … Continue reading →

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Rick Yutaka Fowler Reigns In Abu Dhabi

Posted on January 24, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Rick Should Play The Euro Tour High tops, joggers, and bright orange shirts….who gives a fuck what you look like when you play like Rickie Fowler does. World numbers 1 and 3 got a lot more of the press this … Continue reading →

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Non-American Golf Tour Weekend Round Up

Posted on November 24, 2015 by shutfacegolf

What The Fuck Else Did You Want Me To Call This Post?  No, seriously….that’s what this post is going to be about. I already wrapped up the whateveryoucallit (fill in sponsor name here) PGA Tour event played at Sea Island. … Continue reading →

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I’m Angry….So Why Not Hit You With Some Hump Day Musings

Posted on October 21, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Rich Beem Is No Patriot I suppose any publicity is good publicity for the Hong Kong Open. The HKO is, believe it or not, a European Tour event. It is the ET’s last ‘regular’ event of their season before their … Continue reading →

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King Koepka – Brooks Takes Turkish Open

Posted on November 16, 2014 by shutfacegolf

Right Name, Wrong Tour Last week when Peter Uihlein and Justin Thomas finished in the top 5 at the Sanderson Classic I pondered about which one of the two, plus Brooks Koepka, would win first on the PGA Tour. I … Continue reading →

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To Play Or Not To Play?

Posted on May 13, 2014 by shutfacegolf

If A Caddie Falls In The 9th Fairway… By now most of you have probably heard the news that 52 year old European Tour caddie Ian MacGregor had a massive heart attack and died Sunday during the Madeira Islands Open. … Continue reading →

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Gallacher Defends Dubai

Posted on February 2, 2014 by shutfacegolf

From Unrecognizable To Repeat Champ Remember 4 days ago when I told you the defending champ at Dubai would be the ‘Opie-Looking-Motherfucker’ playing in the company of Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy? I suspected Gallacher would go largely unnoticed, place … Continue reading →

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Phil Mickelson’s European Vacation And Seniors Bump Balls

Posted on July 12, 2013 by shutfacegolf

Happy Philmore Am I the only one that thinks Philly Mick looks a bit like Clark Griswold? Come on, you can see it, I know you can. Anyway, Bitch Tits was back at it in Europe on Thursday playing in … Continue reading →

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Rory, The Robot, And Washing Machines

Posted on June 28, 2013 by shutfacegolf

The European PGA Tour released this commercial today featuring Rory, some Nike sticks for he and the robot, and a dozen or so washing machines. I think the robot would have talked less shit if it saw what Rors did … Continue reading →

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