Tag Archives: European Tour

The Shutters 2016: Tweeter of the Year

After The Longest Break In Award Show History… And we’re back. Wow, that was a long break. That is what happens when you mix Taco Bell and Ex-Lax. Ok, that’s a bad shit joke. On with the show. This one … Continue reading

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Rick Yutaka Fowler Reigns In Abu Dhabi

Rick Should Play The Euro Tour High tops, joggers, and bright orange shirts….who gives a fuck what you look like when you play like Rickie Fowler does. World numbers 1 and 3 got a lot more of the press this … Continue reading

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Non-American Golf Tour Weekend Round Up

What The Fuck Else Did You Want Me To Call This Post?  No, seriously….that’s what this post is going to be about. I already wrapped up the whateveryoucallit (fill in sponsor name here) PGA Tour event played at Sea Island. … Continue reading

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I’m Angry….So Why Not Hit You With Some Hump Day Musings

Rich Beem Is No Patriot I suppose any publicity is good publicity for the Hong Kong Open. The HKO is, believe it or not, a European Tour event. It is the ET’s last ‘regular’ event of their season before their … Continue reading

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King Koepka – Brooks Takes Turkish Open

Right Name, Wrong Tour Last week when Peter Uihlein and Justin Thomas finished in the top 5 at the Sanderson Classic I pondered about which one of the two, plus Brooks Koepka, would win first on the PGA Tour. I … Continue reading

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To Play Or Not To Play?

If A Caddie Falls In The 9th Fairway… By now most of you have probably heard the news that 52 year old European Tour caddie Ian MacGregor had a massive heart attack and died Sunday during the Madeira Islands Open. … Continue reading

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Gallacher Defends Dubai

From Unrecognizable To Repeat Champ Remember 4 days ago when I told you the defending champ at Dubai would be the ‘Opie-Looking-Motherfucker’ playing in the company of Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy? I suspected Gallacher would go largely unnoticed, place … Continue reading

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Phil Mickelson’s European Vacation And Seniors Bump Balls

Happy Philmore Am I the only one that thinks Philly Mick looks a bit like Clark Griswold? Come on, you can see it, I know you can. Anyway, Bitch Tits was back at it in Europe on Thursday playing in … Continue reading

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Rory, The Robot, And Washing Machines

The European PGA Tour released this commercial today featuring Rory, some Nike sticks for he and the robot, and a dozen or so washing machines. I think the robot would have talked less shit if it saw what Rors did … Continue reading

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