Tag Archives: Euro Tour

Hungover With Grace – Final Thoughts On RBC Heritage

I’m Back Bitches Did I leave you in a lurch after the Masters? Yeah, I did, and without any warning. I figured 8 straight days of posts were enough and you wouldn’t miss me. Besides, we all had Masters hangovers until … Continue reading

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Bubba Wins Again, So Go Kick Yourself In The Dick: Final Thoughts On Travelers

I Was A Week Off The way Bubba Watson was gaily Periscoping about Chambers Bay last week I thought he’d have a pretty good chance to win the U.S. Open. It pained me to say it. Luckily for us I … Continue reading

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Clarke And Love Named Cup Captains

Love Redux That sounds like the name of an awful late night Cinemax flick, no? What I’m alluding to is the fact that Davis Love III was named the 2016 Ryder Cup captain for Team USA. I shit you not. … Continue reading

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Kaymer Implodes, Stal Steps Ups To Win HSBC Abu Dhabi

Ten Shot Shit Show I doubt Frenchman Gary Stal thought he’d be toasting his first big boy tour win on Sunday evening when he woke up today. He and the entire HSBC Abu Dhabi field trailed Martin Kaymer by a … Continue reading

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What A Fucking Baboon

If At First Second Third Fourth You Don’t Succeed Fact: John Daly is a fucking idiot. The former drunk and 2 time major winner has been married 4 times before. Scar tissue aside, Daly appears to have found happiness in his relationship … Continue reading

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Sergio Wins Never Ending Playoff

That Is The First Clam Sergio Has Ever Smiled At At the Qatar Masters Sergio Garcia defeated Mikko Ilonen of Finland on the third playoff hole to win his first Euro title of the calendar year. After hacking it around … Continue reading

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The 235 Yard 7 Iron, Brought To You By The European PGA Tour

The ad wizards at the Euro Tour headquarters have done it again. From the folks that brought you Rory v. the Robot, the Gong Show, the Clay Pigeon and countless other promotional videos, we now have the shot from the … Continue reading

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Euro Tour Magic And The Shutters Are Coming: Hump Day Musings

Magicians Get Laid Too Just not until they’re successful enough to move out of their mother’s basement. Where am I going with this? Well, a year ago a Glen Eagles magician DMC showed up to give the Euro boys a … Continue reading

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