Tag Archives: Ernie Els

Hurley Bags 1st Win At Congo – Final Thoughts On Quicken

Chalk One Up For A Midshipman Billy Hurley lost more than he won in 2015. He also lost his Tour card and (tragically) his father. If you’re not familiar with Billy Hurley you sure as hell should be after the 2016 … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Round 2

Hey Jordan, Have You Met Rory?  In case you missed it, Rory McIlroy and Jordan Spieth will tee off in the final group of the 3rd round at the Masters. Breath. Now read it again. Jordan Spieth will play in the … Continue reading

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The Masters 2016: Round 1

Maybe He Will Get His Jacket Fitted Jordan Spieth never got his green jacket fitted last year after he won the Masters. He didn’t want to part with it while it was being altered. He also figured he’d grow into … Continue reading

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The King, A Charity Ace, And More In Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

One For One Million Ernie Els and his wife have an autistic son. When the Big Easy’s boy was diagnosed with autism he formed a charity that works tirelessly to raise money for research. A big part of the charity’s … Continue reading

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Random Shit To Get You To The Weekend

No PGA Tour Golf This Week, No Problem I’m fucking with you. That is a serious problem. Yes we have football back in full throat to fill the void, but not having real professional golf played at the highest level … Continue reading

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Masters Week 2015: Round 1

A King, A Knight, And A Bear Walk Into A Club Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Some folks think the Masters starts with the Par 3 Contest on Wednesday. I disagree. Wednesday is an exhibition of giggles. Thursday … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 1

It Was Thursday, So Of Course Rory McIlroy Went Low I don’t think anyone of us is surprised to see that Rory McIlroy leads the Open Championship after one round. Rory has gone low on Thursday at the Scottish Open, … Continue reading

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Day Wins In Extra Holes: Final Thoughts On Match Play

And I Was At Home Depot When day break came on Sunday morning four golfers were left in Marana, Arizona to battle for the WGC Accenture Match Play Title. Jason Day defeated Rickie Fowler and Victor Dubuisson sniped Ernie Els … Continue reading

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Phil Mickelson’s European Vacation And Seniors Bump Balls

Happy Philmore Am I the only one that thinks Philly Mick looks a bit like Clark Griswold? Come on, you can see it, I know you can. Anyway, Bitch Tits was back at it in Europe on Thursday playing in … Continue reading

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