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The 2015 Shutters: WAG Of The Year

The Grand Finale First things first, we have to acknowledge the Tweeter of the Year’s acceptance speech. Mr. Sarson, the stage is yours. Wow, thanks. I feel like I don't deserve that at all, but here's my acceptance speech: https://t.co/dOt7hZcdyqContinue reading

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The Shutters 2015: Player Of The Year

Back From Nowhere I’m sure when the Shutters (my year end awards) started you weren’t expecting them to go nearly two weeks without an award being given out. Shit happens. I had to leave town for a bit last week … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings, The San Francisco Treat

Bracket Racket The WGC Match Play Championship has been a bit of an enigma since Tiger Woods stopped winning it. In the old days of the 64 man single elimination tourney Tiger typically hung around deep into the weekend. His … Continue reading

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Masters Week 2015: Day 3 – Par 3

As I Predicted In January I wrote some tongue-in-cheek predictions for 2015 for entertainment purposes only. For the Masters I predicted Kevin Streelman would win. Well lookie what we have here, Kevin Streelman walks away from Augusta with some hardware……the … Continue reading

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Ugh…The Fucking M-Word Is Lingering At The Honda

The M-Word Is “Monday” There is no chance the Honda Classic will conclude on Sunday thanks to the near 7 inches of rain the golf course received on Friday and Saturday. Four hours of play was lost on Friday thanks … Continue reading

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Day Survives Major Test At Torrey Pines: Final Thoughts On Farmers

Tough Titties Today at Torrey Pines CBS analyst Peter Kostis often referred to the Farmers Insurance Open as a U.S. Open. He wasn’t far off in that assessment. The rough was brutal, the greens firmed up, and the 36 hole … Continue reading

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Spieth Wins Down Under

Keep Copying Rory And You’ll Be Alright, Kid Last year at the Australian Open Rory McIlroy snaked the title away from Adam Scott on the final hole to end Scott’s drive to win the Australian Golf Triple Crown. Rors of … Continue reading

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Twas The Night Before Golfmas

A ShutFace Original ‘Twas the week of Christmas, and all thro’ golf, Tour news was silent as they all took the weekend off; The Mickelsons were counting income for the IRS, With hopes to hide some of it in their … Continue reading

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Day & Donald End Droughts

G’Day Mate Nearly two weeks removed from losing 8 family members (including his grandmother) in a tragic typhoon, Jason Day found himself in the final group of the World Cup of Golf. Day hadn’t won in 3 1/2 years. He … Continue reading

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Obligatory Post: WAGS Of The Presidents Cup

The Cherry On Top The best part of these concocted team golf events is that the players all bring their wives and girlfriends to put them on display for us. The captains include the wives in wardrobe selections and make … Continue reading

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