Tag Archives: Dustin Johnson

Masters Week 2018: Thinning The Herd

Posted on April 1, 2018 by

This Post Has Nothing To Do With Jordan Spieth’s Hariline (Or Mine) Oh hell yeah, its Masters Week! My Christmas is finally here, it really is. Just 3 more days until Santa comes down the chimney and golf nerds like … Continue reading →

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Masters Week: The Oldies But Goodies

Posted on April 4, 2017 by

Blasts From My Past Over the last 4 years I’ve written a few timely posts about the Masters, attending the tournament, and supposed secret goings on around the club. Because I don’t have time to keep up with all things … Continue reading →

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Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf

Posted on March 8, 2017 by

Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading →

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Spieth One Week, DJ The Next – I Like Where 2017 Is Headed

Posted on February 20, 2017 by

DJ At The Riv I usually love watching a final round at Riviera Country Club – there’s drama, the course is great, and it is a complete 180 degrees from the shit show broadcast CBS gives at Pebble a week … Continue reading →

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Two For Thomas, Rors Down And Out, And More In Tuesday Takes

Posted on January 16, 2017 by

Thomas Takes Two If you’re a PGA Tour fan you have to love Justin Thomas. There’s no other way to slice it. He’s talented. He’s humble. His swing is a thing of beauty. He’s young. And he’s really fucking good. … Continue reading →

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The Shutters 2016: WAG of the Year

Posted on December 29, 2016 by

Putting A Bow On The Show It is time to get this thing over with, the year, the Shutters, etc. All of it. They’ve both gone on long enough. The Shutter for WAG of the Year was the show stopper … Continue reading →

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The Shutters 2016: Shot of the Year

Posted on November 16, 2016 by

I’ll Remember The Bad As Much As The Good  Maybe that sentiment is fitting in 2016. Personally, I’ve had a pretty good year, but there’s a general feeling of Fuck 2016 as the year comes to an end. The Shutter … Continue reading →

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The Shutters 2016: Player of the Year

Posted on November 10, 2016 by

I’d Pick FIGJAM If This Were Horseshoes Another week, another Shutter to hand out, and this one is for the Player of the Year. This isn’t the AP vote. This isn’t handed out by the Tour. This is the ShutFaceGolf.com … Continue reading →

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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Posted on October 5, 2016 by

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading →

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Rory Steals Tour Championship To Save Season: Final Thoughts

Posted on September 28, 2016 by

Rory Has 11.3 Million Reasons As To Why His Season Didn’t Suck He came. He Saw. He stole 10 million dollars from Dustin Johnson’s retirement fund and gutted Kevin Chappell and Ryan Moore in the process. When he’s on he’s … Continue reading →

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