Tag Archives: Chris Kirk

Journeyman Stuard Wins Zurich: Final Thoughts

Posted on May 2, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Not A Household Name No shit, Sherlock? Brian Stuard won the rain shortened 54 hole Zurich Classic on Monday morning. Who? I know who he is because I’m a grinder and I know who 99.7% of the PGA Tour members … Continue reading →

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Presidents Cup – America…Fuck Yeah

Posted on October 12, 2015 by shutfacegolf

I Thought Captain Haas Was Trying To Lose Haas made 3 brilliant captains picks and set a pretty decent line up on Day 1 of the Presidents Cup. His team did win, but other than that he was pretty shitty … Continue reading →

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Kirk Is King At Crowne Plaza: Final Thoughts On Colonial

Posted on May 25, 2015 by shutfacegolf

DJ Khaled Said It Best That’s right, I’m giving you a little hip hop flavor today and its all because of Chris Kirk. Why? Well, here’s the song for those that don’t know it: Kirk should put that on his … Continue reading →

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The Fun Police And Other Random Shit: Hump Day Musings

Posted on January 14, 2015 by shutfacegolf

No Phun Phor Phoenix The Twitterverse erupted yesterday afternoon when news from the Waste Management Open, or the Phoenix Open, began to go viral. The Tour made the announcement that they would not allow the players to throw swag into … Continue reading →

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Top 5 Player Reigns At T of C: Final Thoughts On Kapalua

Posted on January 13, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Patty Reed No Longer Gives A Fuck He doesn’t care what you think, what writers think, what Euros think, what @nolayingup thinks….nobody. He’s just going to play golf and make birdies like that is his fucking job. Oh wait, that … Continue reading →

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The Current Fed Ex Points Leader Is Robert Streb: Final Thoughts On McGladrey Classic

Posted on October 27, 2014 by shutfacegolf

You Forgot Golf Was On, Didn’t You?  Go ahead, admit it. You were too busy wallowing over your team losing another (yawn) NFL game to remember that the big boys of the PGA Tour were playing on Sunday afternoon. That’s ok. … Continue reading →

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Holy Horschel!!! 10 Million Reasons For Billy To Be On Ryder Cup Team: Final Thoughts On Tour Championship

Posted on September 15, 2014 by shutfacegolf

For $10 Million, I Wouldn’t Care How Ugly My Pants Are Either As I noted in my previous post, Billy Horschel faced off with Rory McIlroy in a winner-take-all weekend of golf at East Lake in Atlanta. Yes, Billy Horschel, the … Continue reading →

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Kirk Takes Boston: Final Thoughts On Deutsche Bank

Posted on September 2, 2014 by shutfacegolf

The Win Should Not Make Him A Captain’s Pick Chris Kirk shot 73 in round one of the Deutsche Bank on Friday and probably looked into changing his flight out of Logan to Saturday afternoon thinking he’d miss the cut. … Continue reading →

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Jimmy Disses Tour Players, Tour Zings Back

Posted on August 12, 2014 by shutfacegolf

How Did Fallon Omit A Shot A Phil?  Last night on the Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon decided to take some pot shots at several PGA Tour players based on how they appear in the tour’s media guide. What followed was … Continue reading →

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Walker Emerges From Clusterfuck Leaderboard To Win: Final Thoughts On Sony

Posted on January 13, 2014 by shutfacegolf

Final Round 63s Don’t Grow On Trees The 4th round at the Sony Hawaiian Open began with 25 players 5 shots or less behind leader Chris Kirk. In the end the narrative played out with Jimmy Walker, Kirk, and Harris … Continue reading →

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