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Sergio Wins His 2nd Byron Nelson, Still Has Zero Majors

We All Lose When Sergio Wins I try to like Sergio, I really do, but at the end of the day he’ll always be a giant bag of dicks. He’s a phenomenal talent on the golf course but he’s such … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings Featuring Tiger And Jordan

They’re Convinced He Did It On Purpose On Monday morning Tiger Woods met the media at Congressional for a Quicken Loans media day event and a charity closest to the pin contest. Tiger arrived promptly and answered questions about his … Continue reading

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It’s Bowditch, Bitch! Final Thoughts On AT&T Byron Nelson

He Hasn’t Changed His Name To BROWditch Yet Steven Bowditch isn’t the most recognizable member of the PGA Tour. Perhaps that is why he’s okay with signing autographs in between the 71st and 72nd holes of a Tour event he’s … Continue reading

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Rory’s Kicks, Young Guns In Texas, And Irish Open Golf Porn: Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

Holiday Or No Holiday, The Musings Must Go On Forget the fact that Rory McIlroy missed the cut last week in the Euro Tour’s BMW Championship at Wentworth. He has. Rors has moved on because he’s playing in the Irish … Continue reading

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Another Dawg Has His Day: Final Thoughts On Nelson

Hot Toddy With all the other talented players and big names in the field this week in Dallas I’m guessing no one picked Brendon Todd as the winner of the 2014 Nelson. Todd began the day playing in the final … Continue reading

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Keegs Chokes, Venturi Passes, And Tharcian Cliffs Steals The Show: Plus Final Thoughts On Nelson

Did Keegan Choke Or Did Sang-Moon Win? Sang-Moon Bae came out of the gates on Sunday and chased down Keegan Bradley like a puma chasing a zebra. But Moon’s hot start didn’t last and the 2nd year tour player’s game … Continue reading

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Do Your No Pants Dance, Lord Byron Round 1, And Fragile DJ

It Pants Were Optional, I’d Never Wear Them On the golf course that is…..I live in a land full of snow and shit 1/3 of the year. If it’s over 65 degrees, I’m wearing shorts to the course. If the … Continue reading

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