Tag Archives: British Open

The Shutters 2016: Round of the Year

Round Is More Than A Shape Well, well, one award down, several more to go. The 2nd Shutter on the agenda is for the Round of the Year. This category is open to any round played anywhere on the planet … Continue reading

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I’m Angry….So Why Not Hit You With Some Hump Day Musings

Rich Beem Is No Patriot I suppose any publicity is good publicity for the Hong Kong Open. The HKO is, believe it or not, a European Tour event. It is the ET’s last ‘regular’ event of their season before their … Continue reading

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Open Championship: The Finale

Final Round 66s At The Open Don’t Grow On Trees All that firepower, all those other big names, major winners, etc., and we get little Zachie Poo from Iowa as our Champion Golfer of the Year. Sometimes you just have … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 2

We’re Fucked Call your boss, plan your excuse, work on your sick voice for the call… no one is going to work on Monday because the Open Championship final round will be played that day. Why? Because the 3 hour … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 1

The Monday Playoff We Didn’t Get Dustin Johnson missed a 4 foot putt on the 72nd hole of the U.S. Open that would have put him in a Monday playoff with Jordan Spieth. The R&A (ironically) put DJ and Jordan … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 3

Game Number 41 You know Ivor Robson, even if you don’t. You know him because for 40 years he’s sneaked into your television and been the voice of the Open Championship, from Carnoustie to Birkdale to Muirfield to Turnberry to … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 2

Press This Like I told you yesterday, as the week goes on things will get more exciting with more factoids and press conferences happening. On Tuesday at the Open Championship, an R &A member farting would have been more exciting … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 1

Tee Time It is Open Championship Week mother fuckers. And the Open is back at St. Andrews. Get excited! Day 1 is already in the books. No, the actual tourney didn’t start on Monday, but the players have all made … Continue reading

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Nick Taylor Nabs First Win: Final Thoughts On Sanderson Farms Championship

First Of All, What The Fuck Is Sanderson Farms?  Apparently it is one of the worlds biggest producers of any kind of chicken product you can think of. Why haven’t you heard of them before? Because previous versions of this … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 1

A Slow News Day At Hoylake Unlike Masters or U.S. Open Mondays, the Monday at the British has to be the slowest day for anything that is actually newsworthy. It must have something to do with the travel or the … Continue reading

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