Tag Archives: Bitch Tits

2015 U.S. Open: Day 2

Crispy And Crusty Thanks to the USGA and the cooperation of Mother Nature, Chambers Bay is right where course set up wizard Mike Davis wants it right now……dry and more dry. You don’t believe me? Check out this tweet from … Continue reading

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Captain Phil And Another Viral Trick Shot Video

Ted Said It Therefore It Must Be True For some reason Ted Bishop and his thoughts keep getting attention from media types. I suppose that be me talking about him here doesn’t help to hinder this issue, but that’s a different … Continue reading

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PGA Championship: Round 3

The Horse Race Puns Will Be Out Of Control Saturday action at Valhalla will be tough to top in the final round on Sunday. The contenders in the PGA Championship gave us a little bit of everything in round three. … Continue reading

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U.S. Open: Day 2

PHIGJAM In The House! After flying out of Memphis on Sunday to go home to San Diego for 24 hours of family time and rest, Philly Mick made his way to Pinehurst, NC on Tuesday in time to get in … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Bitch Tits Being Probed

By The FBI For Insider Trading Nothing good ever comes of Phil’s visits to Ohio. Apparently after his 1st round at Muirfield Village on Thursday two FBI agents came to Phil to talk to him about some stock he bought … Continue reading

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Rors Goes Nuts, Duf Goes Ape, And Keegs Goes Short: Thursday Potluck

Magnificent McIlroy At Memorial When you’re fresh off your first worldwide victory of the year and fresh out of a 3 year relationship to someone you planned to marry, golf must look pretty easy. At least it must be to … Continue reading

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Masters Week: Day 2 Round Up

Aussie Style Champions Dinner The 62nd edition of the Champions Dinner was held at Augusta National on Tuesday evening. The tradition started by Ben Hogan had its first Australian themed cuisine served for the 2014 feast. Word circling out of Augusta was … Continue reading

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Twas The Night Before Golfmas

A ShutFace Original ‘Twas the week of Christmas, and all thro’ golf, Tour news was silent as they all took the weekend off; The Mickelsons were counting income for the IRS, With hopes to hide some of it in their … Continue reading

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The Shutters: Golf’s Whiny Bitch Of The Year

The Big Story Of The Day In Presidents Cup news, Zach Johnson finally reported for doodyduty in Columbus. Zach missed his flight from Sea Island, Georgia on Monday when he was scheduled to travel with the Kuchar and Love families … Continue reading

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Holly’s Headlights, Fed Ex Scenarios, and Goose Shit Stymie: It’s Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

Brrrrr……It’s Always Cold In Tampa If you’re a regular reader of my filth you know that the site always has an interest in what the Golf Channel’s Holly Sonders is wearing, doing, and fucking. The Ohio girl with bolt-on tits … Continue reading

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