Tag Archives: Billy Horschel

Holy Hoffman! Final Thoughts On Valero Texas Open

Posted on April 24, 2016 by

If The Boot Fits Charley Hoffman dominates the TPC San Antonio Oaks course, but he doesn’t win on it, at least not before today he didn’t. Chuckles was more under par on the Oaks course than any other player since … Continue reading →

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The Shutters 2015: Golf’s Whiny Bitch Of The Year

Posted on October 29, 2015 by

An Award Show Unlike Any Other Awwwwwww yeah…..its that time of year again…..time for me to dish out the SFG year end awards for the world of golf. If you’ve missed them before, prepare yourself for a few bowls of hate, … Continue reading →

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Memphis Goes To Gomez: Final Thoughts On St. Jude

Posted on June 14, 2015 by

The Week Before A Major, Where Tournaments Go To Die Unless of course that week is a WGC event like the one played before the PGA, the above statement is generally true. Very few stars show up for San Antonio, Memphis, … Continue reading →

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Masters Week 2015: Round 2

Posted on April 10, 2015 by

Don’t You Dare Run Away And Hide What else can you say about Jordan Spieth? A six under 66 to go with his opening round 64 has the world saying the first major of the year is over. Pack up. … Continue reading →

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Fox Sports, The Golf Broadcasting Apocalypse

Posted on December 14, 2014 by

Don’t Bring a Knife To A Gun Fight The Fox Golf Broadcast team made its debut at the Shark Shootout yesterday. I didn’t get to see it because I was too busy playing with golf myself. I’m also without a … Continue reading →

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The Shutters: WAG Of The Year

Posted on November 15, 2014 by

The One We All Look Forward To The Shutters are coming to and end and per usual we close them with the big one, the Shutter for WAG of the Year. Unlike last year when golf’s headlines were filled with … Continue reading →

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The Shutters: Player Of The Year

Posted on October 29, 2014 by

And We’re Back These commercial breaks keep getting longer and longer, don’t they? Next up (as you can clearly read by the title of this thread) is the Shutter for Player of the Year. I told you last year that … Continue reading →

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The Shutters: Tweeter Of The Year

Posted on October 10, 2014 by

The Shutters Are Finally Here!!!! Hide the women and children, the best roll out of golf related awards on the internet made available via a hack blogger begins now. If you’re new here, just know that the Shutters are ShutFaceGolf.com’s … Continue reading →

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No Golf This Week….Fuck That Noise, Its Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

Posted on September 16, 2014 by

The Kid Has Timing Billy Horschel isn’t even 48 hours removed from winning 13 million dollars. He’s finally home, he’s looking forward to some rest after a grinding playoff run, and his wife’s water breaks. Billy announced to his Twitter … Continue reading →

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Holy Horschel!!! 10 Million Reasons For Billy To Be On Ryder Cup Team: Final Thoughts On Tour Championship

Posted on September 15, 2014 by

For $10 Million, I Wouldn’t Care How Ugly My Pants Are Either As I noted in my previous post, Billy Horschel faced off with Rory McIlroy in a winner-take-all weekend of golf at East Lake in Atlanta. Yes, Billy Horschel, the … Continue reading →

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