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Hump Day Musings: Conspiracy Theory Edition

Toothless Tiger News broke on Monday that Tiger Woods lost a tooth while trying to watch girlfriend Lindsey Vonn race in Italy over the weekend. Tiger’s agent, Steiny, sent a press release stating that Woods was essentially ambushed by some … Continue reading

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Allenby Kidnapped, Mugged, And Left In A Ditch

Holy Shit! While I was in the midst of a drunken Saturday night stupor news broke that PGA Tour member Robert Allenby had been found in a ditch in Hawaii by an off-duty military man. Authorities that arrived first at … Continue reading

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