Tag Archives: Bay Hill

In Honor Of Tiger’s Return – M/F/K All Things Tiger

Guess Who’s Back, Back Again, Tiger’s Back, Tell Your Friends That’s right. Tiger is 3 days away from teeing it up at his own event, the Hero World Challenge, in the Bahamas on Thursday of this week. I’m still skeptical … Continue reading

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All Day At Bay Hill – Final Thoughts On Arnold Palmer Invitational

Can I Make More Day Puns? Of course I can, but I’ll try to dial it back because every other golf column/post/tweet you’ll read for 36 hours about Jason Day’s victory at Bay Hill will be chock full of them. … Continue reading

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Hot Take Coming! Tiger Is Taking His Balls And Staying Home

See You In AugustaOrlando Tiger Fucking Woods announced today that he’ll be taking a leave of absence from the tour, but you already knew that. His plan is to fix his game and return to the tour when he feels like … Continue reading

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Scott Shits Bed, Every Scores Big 1st Win: Final Thoughts On Bay Hill

Adam’s Broom Stick Putter Appears To Be Choking Him I’m dead serious when I say that. That thing is right up in his throat when he swings it, and it appears to be literally choking him. Figuratively, it is making him … Continue reading

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Beemed Up Scotty And Douchebag Bubba

Adam Woods Blitzing Bay Hill Field That isn’t a typo. We all know that Adam Scott has worked with Butch Harmon for years and has made no bones about trying to copy the swing Woods used to accomplish his Tiger … Continue reading

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Bad Back Means Tiger Won’t Be AP Invite Back-To-Back Champion

The Last Time He Pulled Out This Early Was With A Perkins Waitress Today during happy hour Tiger Woods announced via his Tweeter that he called Arnold Palmer to personally give him the bad news that his back was still … Continue reading

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John Daly Didn’t WD, But Did Shoot 90!

Rehab Is For Quitters That should apply to John Daly more than any other person on the planet. He has quit more golf tournaments than last week’s champion, Patrick Reed, has even played. JD has the worst track record in … Continue reading

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Tiger Time: Bay Hill Final Thoughts

It’s Tiger, Of Course He Has Multiple Fuck Buddies Remember when Tiger won at Torrey Pines in January and I wrote about the course being Tiger’s Fuck Buddy? It’s very apparent that numerous courses on tour can also be described … Continue reading

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Sunday Washout, Monday Restart

Big Storm Move Fast Like many of you I was planning on another day of juggling the remote between college hoops and Tiger at Bay Hill. As I predicted yesterday, TW made his move on Saturday and had another 54 … Continue reading

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Bay Hill Round 3 v. March Madness

Bay Hill Or Hoops? Tough call on what to watch today. Tiger is about to make a charge on moving day and here we are loaded with a great day of college hoops. I’m not leaving my chair and the … Continue reading

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