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No More Tiger, No More Bridesmaids, And Possibly The Biggest Rack To Ever Walk Augusta National

There’s No Santa And There’s No More Tiger He’s dead to me until further notice. Why? Because Tiger came out of his hole to promote his book about the 1997 Masters on Good Morning America and then sign some copies … Continue reading

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All Day At Bay Hill – Final Thoughts On Arnold Palmer Invitational

Can I Make More Day Puns? Of course I can, but I’ll try to dial it back because every other golf column/post/tweet you’ll read for 36 hours about Jason Day’s victory at Bay Hill will be chock full of them. … Continue reading

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SpiethCenter, Arnold Palmer, And More In Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

Fork Off Jordan Spieth’s new Sportscenter commercial dropped today and its already gone viral. If you’ve seen it and are done with it, move on. If not, throw aside your hate for all things ESPN and hunker down for 30 … Continue reading

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Matt Every (Year I Win At Bay Hill) Wins At Bay Hill: Final Thoughts On AP Invite

Better Late Than Never Yes, I left you in a lurch on Monday. You woke up, you grabbed your iPad, you went to take a shit……and there was no Monday morning ShutFace post to get your through it. Hopefully for … Continue reading

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Scott Shits Bed, Every Scores Big 1st Win: Final Thoughts On Bay Hill

Adam’s Broom Stick Putter Appears To Be Choking Him I’m dead serious when I say that. That thing is right up in his throat when he swings it, and it appears to be literally choking him. Figuratively, it is making him … Continue reading

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Bad Back Means Tiger Won’t Be AP Invite Back-To-Back Champion

The Last Time He Pulled Out This Early Was With A Perkins Waitress Today during happy hour Tiger Woods announced via his Tweeter that he called Arnold Palmer to personally give him the bad news that his back was still … Continue reading

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