Tag Archives: Albatross

DJ Can’t Be Stopped: Final Thoughts On WGC Bridgestone

Paulina Must Only Come To Majors Two big tournaments, two big wins in a row for Dustin Johnson. Its that simple. He’s the best driver of the golf ball on the planet right now. Then he shows up in Akron … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings – Match Play Edition

Better Than A Fucking Goat It’s WGC Match Play week! And as much as I’m happy that I’ll have golf to watch all week I’m less than thrilled at the reason that I get to watch it. I’m get a … Continue reading

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Bloody Monday At Torrey Pines – Final Thoughts On Farmers

Beating The Field By Ten Should Get You A Trophy Thursday and Friday at the Farmers Insurance Open were as normal as can be for January days in San Diego. Saturday was a little cooler with a bit of a … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2015: Shot Of The Year

Back But Likely Not Better Whew. That was a long commercial break in between awards. A whole 4 day weekend with a holiday can do that to an awards show. But fear not, the Shutters are back and they’re coming … Continue reading

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All Smiles In Vegas – Final Thoughts On Shriners Hospital Open

Who Are These Guys?  The PGA Tour slogan is “these guys are good”. Or it was, perhaps they’ve moved away from that and I haven’t noticed. During the early 2016 events (obviously played in this fall) I often catch myself … Continue reading

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Holy Schmitz! A New U.S. Mid Am Champ Is Crowned

Ranked The 5478th Best Amateur, But Who Is Counting? I love the U.S. Mid-Am because it is the truest form of amateur golf played at the national level. There’s no future pros. There’s very few young bucks. And not one … Continue reading

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Matt Every (Year I Win At Bay Hill) Wins At Bay Hill: Final Thoughts On AP Invite

Better Late Than Never Yes, I left you in a lurch on Monday. You woke up, you grabbed your iPad, you went to take a shit……and there was no Monday morning ShutFace post to get your through it. Hopefully for … Continue reading

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Greene Dick’s Glorious Ace

Well, That Is His Name In The Phone Book Do they still make phone books? They do, but only for people to stand on. That’s a post for another day. This one is about golf professional Richard Greene and his … Continue reading

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