Tag Archives: Albatross

DJ Can’t Be Stopped: Final Thoughts On WGC Bridgestone

Posted on July 7, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Paulina Must Only Come To Majors Two big tournaments, two big wins in a row for Dustin Johnson. Its that simple. He’s the best driver of the golf ball on the planet right now. Then he shows up in Akron … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Musings – Match Play Edition

Posted on March 23, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Better Than A Fucking Goat It’s WGC Match Play week! And as much as I’m happy that I’ll have golf to watch all week I’m less than thrilled at the reason that I get to watch it. I’m get a … Continue reading →

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Bloody Monday At Torrey Pines – Final Thoughts On Farmers

Posted on February 1, 2016 by shutfacegolf

Beating The Field By Ten Should Get You A Trophy Thursday and Friday at the Farmers Insurance Open were as normal as can be for January days in San Diego. Saturday was a little cooler with a bit of a … Continue reading →

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The Shutters 2015: Shot Of The Year

Posted on December 1, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Back But Likely Not Better Whew. That was a long commercial break in between awards. A whole 4 day weekend with a holiday can do that to an awards show. But fear not, the Shutters are back and they’re coming … Continue reading →

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All Smiles In Vegas – Final Thoughts On Shriners Hospital Open

Posted on October 26, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Who Are These Guys?  The PGA Tour slogan is “these guys are good”. Or it was, perhaps they’ve moved away from that and I haven’t noticed. During the early 2016 events (obviously played in this fall) I often catch myself … Continue reading →

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Holy Schmitz! A New U.S. Mid Am Champ Is Crowned

Posted on October 8, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Ranked The 5478th Best Amateur, But Who Is Counting? I love the U.S. Mid-Am because it is the truest form of amateur golf played at the national level. There’s no future pros. There’s very few young bucks. And not one … Continue reading →

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Matt Every (Year I Win At Bay Hill) Wins At Bay Hill: Final Thoughts On AP Invite

Posted on March 23, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Better Late Than Never Yes, I left you in a lurch on Monday. You woke up, you grabbed your iPad, you went to take a shit……and there was no Monday morning ShutFace post to get your through it. Hopefully for … Continue reading →

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Greene Dick’s Glorious Ace

Posted on February 5, 2015 by shutfacegolf

Well, That Is His Name In The Phone Book Do they still make phone books? They do, but only for people to stand on. That’s a post for another day. This one is about golf professional Richard Greene and his … Continue reading →

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