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Shut Face Golf
- A Day At Oakmont, As Good As It Gets October 19, 2020
- #MichiganPublicGolfBracket Results, Re-ranked, and More April 12, 2020
- Course Review: Bethpage State Park (Black Course) May 11, 2019
- Titillation From Tiger April 15, 2019
- Random Thoughts: 2019 So Far January 27, 2019
- I Was On A Podcast, Made Some Predictions, It Didn’t Go Well December 29, 2018
- 10 Reasons I Love The Open Championship July 19, 2018
- Course Review: Arcadia Bluffs (Bluffs) April 14, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: The Finale April 9, 2018
- Masters Week 2018: Thinning The Herd April 2, 2018
Category Archives: Style
Masters Week 2018: The Finale
The Apocalypse Is Upon Us Not because Patrick Reed won the Masters, or because Trump is President, but because I’m posting for the 2nd time in a week. It’s been quite a long time since that has happened but the Masters … Continue reading
Posted in Majors, Style, Tour Talk
Tagged Augusta National, Jordan Spieth, Masters, Patrick Reed, Rickie Fowler, Rory McIlroy, Tiger Woods, Victoria Slater
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No More Tiger, No More Bridesmaids, And Possibly The Biggest Rack To Ever Walk Augusta National
There’s No Santa And There’s No More Tiger He’s dead to me until further notice. Why? Because Tiger came out of his hole to promote his book about the 1997 Masters on Good Morning America and then sign some copies … Continue reading
Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf
Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading
Posted in Random Shit, Style, Tour Talk
Tagged David Feherty, Dustin Johnson, Honda Classic, Justin Thomas, Pat Perez, Phil Mickelson, Rickie Fowler, Rule changes, Tiger Woods, USGA, WGC Mexico
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Random Thoughts With An Eye Toward 2017
If I Were A Betting Man The PGA Tour tells us their off season is the 3 days between the last shot hit at the Ryder Cup and the first shot hit the following Thursday at the Safeway Open. That’s … Continue reading
Posted in Equipment, Style, Tour Talk, Uncategorized
Tagged 2017, Bridgestone, Bubba Watson, ESPN.com, Jordan Spieth, MyTopSportsBooks, Tiger Woods, Volvik
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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts
Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading
Posted in Comedy, Hate Mail, Ryder Cup, Style, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Bethany Wivell, Brandt Snedeker, Drunk Fans, Dustin Johnson, Eva Bossaerts, Hazeltine, Lee Westwood, Minnesota, Patrick Reed, Paulina Gretzky, Phil Mickelson, Rickie Fowler, Rory McIlroy, Ryan Moore, Ryder Cup, Thomas Pieters
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Did I Miss Anything?
Golden Rose I’m back, whether you wanted me back or not. I know, I know. You missed me terribly and couldn’t even take your Monday morning shit without my ramblings to read. I’m sorry to have disappointed you but daddy … Continue reading
Posted in Courses, Style, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Bronze Medal, Chris Kirk's wife, Gil Hanse, Gold Medal, Greater Hartford Open, Henrik Stenson, Jerry Kelly, Jim Furyk, John Deere Classic, Justin Rose, Kate Rose, Matt Kuchar, Olympic Golf, Rio, Robert Allenby, Russell Knox, Ryan Moore, Scottie Scheffler, Silver Medal, US Amateur, Wesley Bryan
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DJ Gets 1st Major At Oakmont – Final Thoughts On US Open
Bombs Over Oakmont Dustin Johnson won the 2016 U.S. Open, in spite of the USGA, all thanks to being the best driver of the golf ball on the planet. There’s no debating that matter after the show he put on in … Continue reading
Posted in Majors, Style, Tour Talk, WAGS
Tagged Brad Faxon, Dustin Johnson, Fox Sports, Holly Sonders, Jim Furyk, Joe Buck, Lee Westwood, Oakmont, Paul Azinger, Paulina Gretzky, Phil Mickelson, Scott Piercy, Sergio Garcia, Shane Lowry, US Open, USGA
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Jordan Spieth Is A Wizard, Wins Colonial
Perhaps His Career Isn’t Over Jordan Spieth winning again, and winning in Texas, was only a matter of time. Many of the dopes that write about golf for a living wrote him off after his collapse at Augusta. I know … Continue reading