Category Archives: Style

Any comments on tour players way of dress, new apparel sold to the golfing public, or something that just doesn’t look right to this guy.

No More Tiger, No More Bridesmaids, And Possibly The Biggest Rack To Ever Walk Augusta National

Posted on March 21, 2017 by

There’s No Santa And There’s No More Tiger He’s dead to me until further notice. Why? Because Tiger came out of his hole to promote his book about the 1997 Masters on Good Morning America and then sign some copies … Continue reading →

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Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf

Posted on March 8, 2017 by

Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading →

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Random Thoughts With An Eye Toward 2017

Posted on December 16, 2016 by

If I Were A Betting Man The PGA Tour tells us their off season is the 3 days between the last shot hit at the Ryder Cup and the first shot hit the following Thursday at the Safeway Open. That’s … Continue reading →

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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Posted on October 5, 2016 by

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading →

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US Am, Olympic Golf, And Wyndham Final Thoughts – All Rolled Into One

Posted on August 22, 2016 by

Lydia Ko To Show Was The Smart Bet With the men out of the way the ladies got their chance at Olympic gold this week in Rio. They smartly teed off on Wednesday and wrapped up Saturday and I think that … Continue reading →

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Did I Miss Anything?

Posted on August 16, 2016 by

Golden Rose I’m back, whether you wanted me back or not. I know, I know. You missed me terribly and couldn’t even take your Monday morning shit without my ramblings to read. I’m sorry to have disappointed you but daddy … Continue reading →

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Henrik Tops Phil In Battle Royal At Troon

Posted on July 18, 2016 by

Like A Five Course Meal, I’m Still Savoring Every Bite I’m not going to recap every shot we watched Henrik Stenson and Phil Mickelson strike in their epic standoff at Troon to become the 2016 Champion Golfer of the Year. I … Continue reading →

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DJ Gets 1st Major At Oakmont – Final Thoughts On US Open

Posted on June 21, 2016 by

Bombs Over Oakmont Dustin Johnson won the 2016 U.S. Open, in spite of the USGA, all thanks to being the best driver of the golf ball on the planet. There’s no debating that matter after the show he put on in … Continue reading →

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Jordan Spieth Is A Wizard, Wins Colonial

Posted on May 31, 2016 by

Perhaps His Career Isn’t Over Jordan Spieth winning again, and winning in Texas, was only a matter of time. Many of the dopes that write about golf for a living wrote him off after his collapse at Augusta. I know … Continue reading →

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Sergio Wins His 2nd Byron Nelson, Still Has Zero Majors

Posted on May 22, 2016 by

We All Lose When Sergio Wins I try to like Sergio, I really do, but at the end of the day he’ll always be a giant bag of dicks. He’s a phenomenal talent on the golf course but he’s such … Continue reading →

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