Category Archives: Random Shit

Random Thoughts (Because I Haven’t Posted In A While)

Phriendly Phoenix The Waste Management Phoenix Open hosted by the Thunderbirds was fun, wasn’t it? Oh, you didn’t see it because you needed to have your TV tuned to the Super Bowl to make sure you didn’t miss Lady Gaga? … Continue reading

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Two For Thomas, Rors Down And Out, And More In Tuesday Takes

Thomas Takes Two If you’re a PGA Tour fan you have to love Justin Thomas. There’s no other way to slice it. He’s talented. He’s humble. His swing is a thing of beauty. He’s young. And he’s really fucking good. … Continue reading

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Tiger The Mac Daddy Santa

A ShutFace Christmas Tradition Death, taxes, and a ShutFaceGolf.com Xmas post. Those are certainties of life since this blog was started nearly four years ago. Last year I gave you ‘ShutFace Clause Coming to Town’. In 2014, ‘O’Twitter Feed’ was … Continue reading

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In Honor Of Tiger’s Return – M/F/K All Things Tiger

Guess Who’s Back, Back Again, Tiger’s Back, Tell Your Friends That’s right. Tiger is 3 days away from teeing it up at his own event, the Hero World Challenge, in the Bahamas on Thursday of this week. I’m still skeptical … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Golf’s Whiny Bitch of the Year

Also Known As The Ian Poulter Award The professional golf season for 2016 is over. The weekend hacker season will be soon for those of us in cool climates. That means it is time again for my year end awards, … Continue reading

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Podcast You Say? Yes Please.

Back On Golf Unfiltered’s Pod Most people learn from their mistakes. GolfUnfiltered.com editor, owner, and creator Adam Fonseca apparently does not because he dared to have me back on his podcast this Tuesday. We talked Tiger, his brand, the PGA … Continue reading

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Scaredy Cat – Tiger Withdraws From Long Awaited Return

I Won’t Have Morning Woods Tomorrow That isn’t a euphemism, I’m just saying I won’t have Tiger Woods on a golf course, in a PGA Tour event, tomorrow morning in Napa Valley as planned. A month ago Tiger Fucking Woods … Continue reading

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Football Versus Golf – Golf Can’t Win

As The FedEx Cup Finale Begins, The Tour Discusses Schedule Changes Numbers don’t lie. Television ratings for golf begin to suck sweaty balls the second the college and NFL football seasons begin in earnest around Labor Day weekend. Golf isn’t … Continue reading

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Royal FIGJAM Takes Open Lead In Style

62.5 Isn’t Phil’s Waste Line, It Was His Score Today I wasn’t planning on writing anything about round 1 at Royal Troon today, but then something special happened. Don’t get me wrong, every major round is special, but when one … Continue reading

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Random Shit Delivered Via Fed Ex

This Is Going To Be Like Porn, Mostly Because It Is About Guys Pulling Out Tiger Woods finally let us in on his June tournament schedule and his plans for the U.S. Open. He did so via Twitter as he’s … Continue reading

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