Category Archives: Majors

A Day At Oakmont, As Good As It Gets

Posted on October 18, 2020 by shutfacegolf

Three Years In The Works I think I was first invited to play Oakmont over three years ago. My friends of 20 years became friendly with a member and the opportunity to play seemed inevitable. But life’s funny in how … Continue reading →

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Titillation From Tiger

Posted on April 14, 2019 by shutfacegolf

Never A Doubt The dumbest question I hear asked in golf of late is this…..”is Tiger back?”. Of course he’s back. Tiger has been back since he won the Tour Championship in September of 2018. “Where the fuck have you … Continue reading →

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10 Reasons I Love The Open Championship

Posted on July 18, 2018 by shutfacegolf

Lists Usually Suck Three months off is nothing, hibernating bears do it every year, but your favorite blogger probably owes you more. There’s no apologies here though. That’s not the M.O. of this site. Fuck it. I have better things … Continue reading →

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Masters Week 2018: The Finale

Posted on April 8, 2018 by shutfacegolf

The Apocalypse Is Upon Us Not because Patrick Reed won the Masters, or because Trump is President, but because I’m posting for the 2nd time in a week. It’s been quite a long time since that has happened but the Masters … Continue reading →

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Masters Week 2018: Thinning The Herd

Posted on April 1, 2018 by shutfacegolf

This Post Has Nothing To Do With Jordan Spieth’s Hariline (Or Mine) Oh hell yeah, its Masters Week! My Christmas is finally here, it really is. Just 3 more days until Santa comes down the chimney and golf nerds like … Continue reading →

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Back And Loaded With Hot Takes

Posted on August 7, 2017 by shutfacegolf

Four Posts In 3 Months Isn’t Bad For A Dead Guy Okay, okay, okay……I’ve been a little detached from this place for most of the summer. Vacations, kids, work, and most importantly my own golf game have taken priority over … Continue reading →

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Forever A Bridesmaid, Sergio Garcia Is Now A Masters Champion

Posted on April 15, 2017 by shutfacegolf

Let That Sink In For A Minute I never thought I’d type that title, even if it were for a joke. But come Monday morning hell hadn’t frozen over and pigs weren’t flying, that is unless Rosie O’Donnell was on … Continue reading →

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Masters Week: The Oldies But Goodies

Posted on April 4, 2017 by shutfacegolf

Blasts From My Past Over the last 4 years I’ve written a few timely posts about the Masters, attending the tournament, and supposed secret goings on around the club. Because I don’t have time to keep up with all things … Continue reading →

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Puff Puff Pods

Posted on March 29, 2017 by shutfacegolf

Another Week Another Spot Ugh….its Houston Open week. That’s not a shot at the SHO itself but where it falls in the schedule. I can’t get excited about it when every thought in my head is about the Masters. And … Continue reading →

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I Can Always Do Worse – Predictions For 2017

Posted on January 6, 2017 by shutfacegolf

Well Hello There 2017, I See You Coming… I’ve been so bad at my annual predictions on this site that I hesitate to even attempt them again. Why bother? I’ll pick some big tournament winners, none of them will come … Continue reading →

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