Category Archives: Hate Mail

Back And Loaded With Hot Takes

Four Posts In 3 Months Isn’t Bad For A Dead Guy Okay, okay, okay……I’ve been a little detached from this place for most of the summer. Vacations, kids, work, and most importantly my own golf game have taken priority over … Continue reading

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Nit Twits – Who Blocked Me And Why

Cock Blockers I haven’t sat down and written a post in some time, nearly a month. Life happens. And I warned you that I’d have to dial it down this year because of the whole life balance thing. But in … Continue reading

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No More Tiger, No More Bridesmaids, And Possibly The Biggest Rack To Ever Walk Augusta National

There’s No Santa And There’s No More Tiger He’s dead to me until further notice. Why? Because Tiger came out of his hole to promote his book about the 1997 Masters on Good Morning America and then sign some copies … Continue reading

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Two For Thomas, Rors Down And Out, And More In Tuesday Takes

Thomas Takes Two If you’re a PGA Tour fan you have to love Justin Thomas. There’s no other way to slice it. He’s talented. He’s humble. His swing is a thing of beauty. He’s young. And he’s really fucking good. … Continue reading

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In Honor Of Tiger’s Return – M/F/K All Things Tiger

Guess Who’s Back, Back Again, Tiger’s Back, Tell Your Friends That’s right. Tiger is 3 days away from teeing it up at his own event, the Hero World Challenge, in the Bahamas on Thursday of this week. I’m still skeptical … Continue reading

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The Shutters 2016: Golf’s Whiny Bitch of the Year

Also Known As The Ian Poulter Award The professional golf season for 2016 is over. The weekend hacker season will be soon for those of us in cool climates. That means it is time again for my year end awards, … Continue reading

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A Standing Ovation For Team USA: Ryder Cup Final Thoughts

Patrick Reediculous, A True American Hero I don’t even know where to begin. The Ryder Cup contested in Chaska, Minnesota last weekend had such a multitude of highlights and American swag thrown about it that I’ve lost track of what … Continue reading

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US Am, Olympic Golf, And Wyndham Final Thoughts – All Rolled Into One

Lydia Ko To Show Was The Smart Bet With the men out of the way the ladies got their chance at Olympic gold this week in Rio. They smartly teed off on Wednesday and wrapped up Saturday and I think that … Continue reading

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Henrik Tops Phil In Battle Royal At Troon

Like A Five Course Meal, I’m Still Savoring Every Bite I’m not going to recap every shot we watched Henrik Stenson and Phil Mickelson strike in their epic standoff at Troon to become the 2016 Champion Golfer of the Year. I … Continue reading

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Bethany?! Lang Wins Cluster Fuck Of A Women’s U.S. Open

What Does The USGA Get Right?  I don’t know about you, but if I was the governing body of golf in North America and my biggest tournament of the year was completely fucked up 3 weeks ago by a rules … Continue reading

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