Author Archives: shutfacegolf

Nit Twits – Who Blocked Me And Why

Cock Blockers I haven’t sat down and written a post in some time, nearly a month. Life happens. And I warned you that I’d have to dial it down this year because of the whole life balance thing. But in … Continue reading

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Forever A Bridesmaid, Sergio Garcia Is Now A Masters Champion

Let That Sink In For A Minute I never thought I’d type that title, even if it were for a joke. But come Monday morning hell hadn’t frozen over and pigs weren’t flying, that is unless Rosie O’Donnell was on … Continue reading

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Masters Week: The Oldies But Goodies

Blasts From My Past Over the last 4 years I’ve written a few timely posts about the Masters, attending the tournament, and supposed secret goings on around the club. Because I don’t have time to keep up with all things … Continue reading

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Puff Puff Pods

Another Week Another Spot Ugh….its Houston Open week. That’s not a shot at the SHO itself but where it falls in the schedule. I can’t get excited about it when every thought in my head is about the Masters. And … Continue reading

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No More Tiger, No More Bridesmaids, And Possibly The Biggest Rack To Ever Walk Augusta National

There’s No Santa And There’s No More Tiger He’s dead to me until further notice. Why? Because Tiger came out of his hole to promote his book about the 1997 Masters on Good Morning America and then sign some copies … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts With ShutFaceGolf

Two Weeks Is T00 Long I’ve failed you. I’ve gone nearly two weeks without a post, an update, or any other kind of mention on this website. I’ve tweeted plenty but something tells me that just isn’t enough for you … Continue reading

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Spieth One Week, DJ The Next – I Like Where 2017 Is Headed

DJ At The Riv I usually love watching a final round at Riviera Country Club – there’s drama, the course is great, and it is a complete 180 degrees from the shit show broadcast CBS gives at Pebble a week … Continue reading

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What’s Up, Pods?

Hang’in With Hobson Bill Hobson, host of the famed Michigan Golf Live TV and radio broadcasts, has entered a third frontier of media – the podcast. Bill’s latest venture is the Fore!Golfer’s Network that gives the low down on equipment, golf … Continue reading

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Random Thoughts (Because I Haven’t Posted In A While)

Phriendly Phoenix The Waste Management Phoenix Open hosted by the Thunderbirds was fun, wasn’t it? Oh, you didn’t see it because you needed to have your TV tuned to the Super Bowl to make sure you didn’t miss Lady Gaga? … Continue reading

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The Jon Rahm Era Beg…..No No No No…..Fuck That

He’s Good, Don’t Get Me Wrong Jon Rahm is a bad ass. I love how he plays – his mostly go for broke style is magnificent. He’s going to make shit loads of money playing golf. He won a Brinks … Continue reading

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