Monthly Archives: May 2016

Jordan Spieth Is A Wizard, Wins Colonial

Perhaps His Career Isn’t Over Jordan Spieth winning again, and winning in Texas, was only a matter of time. Many of the dopes that write about golf for a living wrote him off after his collapse at Augusta. I know … Continue reading

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Rory & The Zika Virus, Amateur Golf On TV And More Hump Day Musings

Rors Out For Rio?  We don’t know that yet, but it’s a possibility. As of today we’ve had Charl Schwartzel, Adam Scott, Marc Leishman, Louis Oosthuizen, and several other top pros say they have no interest in playing for their … Continue reading

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Sergio Wins His 2nd Byron Nelson, Still Has Zero Majors

We All Lose When Sergio Wins I try to like Sergio, I really do, but at the end of the day he’ll always be a giant bag of dicks. He’s a phenomenal talent on the golf course but he’s such … Continue reading

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The House Always Wins

Good Luck Getting Phil To Realize That On Thursday word broke that the SEC was naming Phil Mickelson as a “relief defendant” in an insider trading bust involving Dean Foods stock. The particulars of the issue are that Phil owned … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings Featuring Tiger And Jordan

They’re Convinced He Did It On Purpose On Monday morning Tiger Woods met the media at Congressional for a Quicken Loans media day event and a charity closest to the pin contest. Tiger arrived promptly and answered questions about his … Continue reading

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Jason Day – What Else Can You Say? Final Thoughts On Players Championship

Tougher Than The Rest I’ve compared the Jason Day we began to see last year to Tiger Woods a few times. I’m more than sold on the idea that Day has entered Woods’ stratosphere. When is everyone else going to jump on … Continue reading

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Rejoice – The 5th Major is Here!

Players Championship – Round 1 Jason Day, what else is there to say? Number 1 player in the world starts the Players with a course record tying 63….should we just turn off the lights and give him the trophy? Not … Continue reading

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Hahn Revived, Takes Wells Fargo – Final Thoughts

 Hahn Couldn’t Crack An Egg You saw the CBS narrative, right? The dead horse they beat about James Hahn’s eight missed cuts in a row before he teed it up at Quail Hollow last week. EIGHT! I can’t explain it. … Continue reading

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Spieth At Oakmont, Pebble Face Lift, And More Hump Day Musings

“My Dog Didn’t Die” That’s what Jordan Spieth is telling reporters and golf media types when they ask him how he’s doing since his collapse at the Masters. Easy for him to say that, but we haven’t seen him on … Continue reading

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Journeyman Stuard Wins Zurich: Final Thoughts

Not A Household Name No shit, Sherlock? Brian Stuard won the rain shortened 54 hole Zurich Classic on Monday morning. Who? I know who he is because I’m a grinder and I know who 99.7% of the PGA Tour members … Continue reading

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