Monthly Archives: March 2016

No Par 3 For Rors, Bye Bye Balionis, And More Augusta Property Deals: Hump Day Musings

Following The Tiger Blueprint Rory McIlroy announced on Monday that he wouldn’t play the Par Three Contest at the Masters next week. The internet exploded in rage. Who gives a fuck? The Par 3 is the biggest waste of time … Continue reading

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Day Takes Match Play, Finau Breaks Through In Puerto Rico: Final Thoughts

The New Tiger Another week another trophy for Jason Day. That’s why the statement above comparing Day to Tiger Woods isn’t full blown hyperbole. Day won at Bay Hill last week. He played in a corporate event in Houston earlier … Continue reading

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Augusta Land, Coming Soon?

Something Is Brewing Around Magnolia Lane What if I told you that Augusta National was about to get bigger and better? Is that something you’d be interested in? The “better” part of that statement is debatable depending on who you … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings – Match Play Edition

Better Than A Fucking Goat It’s WGC Match Play week! And as much as I’m happy that I’ll have golf to watch all week I’m less than thrilled at the reason that I get to watch it. I’m get a … Continue reading

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All Day At Bay Hill – Final Thoughts On Arnold Palmer Invitational

Can I Make More Day Puns? Of course I can, but I’ll try to dial it back because every other golf column/post/tweet you’ll read for 36 hours about Jason Day’s victory at Bay Hill will be chock full of them. … Continue reading

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SpiethCenter, Arnold Palmer, And More In Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

Fork Off Jordan Spieth’s new Sportscenter commercial dropped today and its already gone viral. If you’ve seen it and are done with it, move on. If not, throw aside your hate for all things ESPN and hunker down for 30 … Continue reading

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Welcome Back To Relevance Charl – Final Thoughts On Valspar

How Does Charl Only Have Two PGA Tour Wins?  That’s the question several journos, tweeps and golf fans are asking themselves after seeing Charl win the 2016 Valspar Championship. The answer? He doesn’t actually play that much in the U.S. … Continue reading

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The King, A Charity Ace, And More In Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

One For One Million Ernie Els and his wife have an autistic son. When the Big Easy’s boy was diagnosed with autism he formed a charity that works tirelessly to raise money for research. A big part of the charity’s … Continue reading

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Beam Me Up Scotty – Final Thoughts On WGC Doral

Good Things Happen When You Drop Dead Weight Am I talking about Adam Scott ditching the long putter or former caddie Steve Williams? Both. Two weeks in Florida for the PGA Tour and two big boy wins for former world … Continue reading

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1st Round At Doral, Tiger At Blue Jack, And Other Random Shit: Thursday Potluck

We All Had Scott Piercy And Marcus Fraser Winning After Round 1 Rory McIlroy, Jason Day, and Jordan Spieth are paired together for the first 2 rounds of the WGC Championshp at Doral this week. That sounds like a bag of … Continue reading

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