Cupid Is An Odd Duck

I Thought He Liked Men, Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That

If you’re an avid reader of this site you know that I’ve often tossed around the idea that Martin Kaymer, 2 time major champ, has no interest in women. I even coined him a nickname (BGG). I’ve also often commented on the fact that I find Paula Creamer to be completely non-sexual. Total soccer mom. As in, my penis doesn’t even acknowledge when she’s in the room. I’ll chalk that one up to personal taste. I’m sure some of you like her look and what she’s got going on. I know my father-in-law loves to stare at her ass when she’s on the screen.

Then the other day a loyal reader, who’s passed information is usually right, sends me a note about Kaymer and Creamer. No shit. They apparently were fuck buddies of some kind before she got married and before he won his 2nd major. The reader notes that Kaymer met an associate of his in Arizona and the two chatted each other up for some time. Then in the midst of conversation, in broken German, Kaymer says, “man, that Paula, she loves to fuck”. Well then. I’ve also heard from others in the golf business that she enjoys the activity she’s portraying in the above image. (clears throat)

Like I said, I’ve never looked at her that way. I suppose that’s mostly because I just don’t find her attractive for whatever reason. Am I off base? Let’s play “How Many Beers?”. What say you?

That’s all I’ve got. This is short and sweet. Happy Valentine’s Day!

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3 Responses to Cupid Is An Odd Duck

  1. Brot says:

    I’d glue her eyes shut. She’s hot.

  2. MP says:

    She like the Seinfeld “Good Light/Bad Light episode. Just when I’m ready to write her off, I see a picture that makes me think maybe I am missing something.

  3. Dick Van Dyke says:

    She’s a dirty little girl. Count on it.

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