Monthly Archives: January 2016

Site News: Up And Comer Of The Month

We All Must Evolve The WAG of the Month feature on this site has become boring and stale. Quite frankly, the boys on Tour aren’t churning out enough lovely ladies at their side to make my monthly selections worthy. So … Continue reading

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Grace Wins Qatar Masters Again, Event Is Utterly Fucked

I Love My Readers Brenden Grace won the Qatar Master this week by two shots over Rafa Cabrera-Ballo. Honestly, I didn’t see one god damn second of the event besides tweets of Sergio Garcia dancing like an idiot. FYI. It's … Continue reading

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Norman Out/Zinger In And More Hump Day Musings

Pull Your Norman Out And Put Your Zinger In That sounds like a bad euphemism that your grandpa would use at a 1950s orgy. It is also exactly what Fox Sports plans to do with their coverage of USGA events … Continue reading

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Torrey Pines South Course Review Redux

Go To San Diego, Play The Course, That Is All Is that really the worst way to spend a few days in the winter? If you’re not paying attention, it is Farmers Insurance Open week in San Diego. The Torrey … Continue reading

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Duf-Daddy Is Back – Final Thoughts On CareerBuilder Challenge

Just Typing ‘CareerBuilder’ Up There Makes Me Hurt Inside Can’t the Tour vet their title sponsor and make tournament names a little more reasonable? I’m dead fucking serious. Call it the Bob Hope presented by whatever douche sponsor you want. … Continue reading

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Rick Yutaka Fowler Reigns In Abu Dhabi

Rick Should Play The Euro Tour High tops, joggers, and bright orange shirts….who gives a fuck what you look like when you play like Rickie Fowler does. World numbers 1 and 3 got a lot more of the press this … Continue reading

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Abu Dhabi Time, Spieth’s Real Estate Ventures, And More Hump Day Musings

Sleeping With On Kaymer How do you follow up a big victory in Hawaii that came on the heels of completing one of the best years of modern professional golf? You get a big check to go to the Middle … Continue reading

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Go-Go-Go Gomez: Final Thoughts On Sony Open

Gomez The Great What else do you call a guy that made 10 birdies (SEVEN IN A ROW) in the final round of a tournament, while in contention, en route to a 62? Fabian Gomez played well last week at … Continue reading

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Let’s Get To The Musings, Hump Day Style

Just Two Stanford Dropouts Hanging Out Okay, she might have graduated, but I don’t remember. On Tuesday Michelle Wie took to her Instagram account to let us in on her chipping lesson. Why should we care? Well first, her short … Continue reading

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Spiething In Hawaii, He’s Doing It Again – Final Thoughts On Kapalua

This Kid Sucks How do you follow up your four shot victory at the Tour Championship, you know, the last official event you played in and happened to win……the one that capped your two major/five win record setting 2015? You … Continue reading

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