A ShutFace Christmas

I Would Never Leave You Hanging

No, no, there’s no weeks off here. Sure I’ve been busy, but I’d never leave you for over a week with a holiday looming and nothing to read. You’re probably visiting your in-laws. You’ll need something to chuckle about while you’re hiding in the shitter looking at your phone. That is why I’m here for you. And with that I’ll get on with this year’s ShutFaceGolf.com’s Christmas post, a tradition around here (read 2013 or 2014). Play the music. Read the post. Enjoy.

Shut Face Claus Is Comin’ to Town

You better putt out
You better play it as it lies
You better use conforming grooves
The USGA is telling you why

Shut Face Claus is comin’ to town

I’m reading your tweets
I’m checking out WAGs
Gonna find out
Which Tour pros fuck hags

Shut Face Claus is comin’ to town

I see Amanda Dufner  sleeping
I peruse her Instagram when she’s awake
I know if she’s gone commando or thong
So listen up for fapping sake

So you better putt out
You better play it as it lies
You better use conforming grooves
The USGA is telling you why

Shut Face Claus is comin’ to town

With an anchoring ban and Phil leaving Butch
Twenty sixteen will make me drink plenty of hooch

Shut Face Claus is comin’ to town

And curly head rookies that pull tons of ass
They can replenish the WAGs we’ve lost so fast 

Shut Face Claus is comin’ to town

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The kids on the Web.com Tour
Are fucked like Charlie Sheen
They’ll never get big show status
‘Cause Tim Finchem is a Nazi

So you better putt out
You better play it as it lies
You better use conforming grooves
The USGA is telling you why

Shut Face Claus is comin’ to town

Merry Christmas from ShutFaceGolf

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