Monthly Archives: July 2015

Shit Talk’n, And Other Musings – Not On A Hump Day

The Phantom Shitter Is Real (I’m literally going to talk about shit for the next few paragraphs, so feel free to skip ahead if you’re above that.) In my high school days we often were alerted to a strange announcement … Continue reading

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Canada Day! Final Thoughts On Canadian Open

Australian Are Crooks, Jason Day Stole This One Less than a week ago Jason Day left a putt short that would have put him in a playoff for a chance to win his first major. On Sunday in Ontario, Canada Day had … Continue reading

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Musings Of Another Variety

I Guess I Missed Hump Day That’s the kind of thing that happens when a major finishes on a Monday. So instead of Hump Day musings, you get…..well, the Day After Hump Day Musings. Yesterday was a slower news day … Continue reading

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Open Championship: The Finale

Final Round 66s At The Open Don’t Grow On Trees All that firepower, all those other big names, major winners, etc., and we get little Zachie Poo from Iowa as our Champion Golfer of the Year. Sometimes you just have … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 3

I Need A Cigarette Round 3 at the Open was intense. It was also exactly what we needed after a washed out Saturday. And if you had an amateur that was the 2nd best player on his college team this … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 2

We’re Fucked Call your boss, plan your excuse, work on your sick voice for the call… no one is going to work on Monday because the Open Championship final round will be played that day. Why? Because the 3 hour … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Round 1

The Monday Playoff We Didn’t Get Dustin Johnson missed a 4 foot putt on the 72nd hole of the U.S. Open that would have put him in a Monday playoff with Jordan Spieth. The R&A (ironically) put DJ and Jordan … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 3

Game Number 41 You know Ivor Robson, even if you don’t. You know him because for 40 years he’s sneaked into your television and been the voice of the Open Championship, from Carnoustie to Birkdale to Muirfield to Turnberry to … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 2

Press This Like I told you yesterday, as the week goes on things will get more exciting with more factoids and press conferences happening. On Tuesday at the Open Championship, an R &A member farting would have been more exciting … Continue reading

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Open Championship: Day 1

Tee Time It is Open Championship Week mother fuckers. And the Open is back at St. Andrews. Get excited! Day 1 is already in the books. No, the actual tourney didn’t start on Monday, but the players have all made … Continue reading

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