Monthly Archives: January 2015

Trunk Slam’n: Tiger And Bitch Tits Headed Home From Phoenix

Tiger Couldn’t Chip A Tooth Right Now Well, of course he could/did. But anything else involving a chip, pitch, or lob is not in his vocabulary right now. What I’m referring to is Tiger’s 73-82 scores of the first two rounds … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings: Media Day Edition

Saber Tooth Tiger Tiger Fucking Woods came to Scottsdale this week to see what the party was all about. Of course he’ll also play golf and attend the Super Bowl, but before any of that can happen he had to … Continue reading

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Haas Holds Off Field At The Hope: Final Thoughts On Humana

He Wasn’t Even Trying Five years ago to the day, Bill Haas snatched up his first PGA Tour win at the Bob Hope Classic. Ironically, this was a tournament his father had won during his own career, and almost won … Continue reading

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The Qatar Masters Has A Graceful Champion

Ended On Saturday, Won On A Friday? In Qatar, the weekend begins on Thursday night and their Friday and Saturdays are the same as our Saturdays and Sunday. And that is why the Qatar Masters is played from Wednesday through Saturday … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings: Conspiracy Theory Edition

Toothless Tiger News broke on Monday that Tiger Woods lost a tooth while trying to watch girlfriend Lindsey Vonn race in Italy over the weekend. Tiger’s agent, Steiny, sent a press release stating that Woods was essentially ambushed by some … Continue reading

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Walker Bounces Back At Waialae: Final Thoughts On Sony

Dyno-mite Deja Vu In January of 2014 Jimmy Walker won the Sony Open with a powerful final round 63. Fast forward a year, and Jimmy Walker again won the Sony Open with a final round 63. That in itself is … Continue reading

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Kaymer Implodes, Stal Steps Ups To Win HSBC Abu Dhabi

Ten Shot Shit Show I doubt Frenchman Gary Stal thought he’d be toasting his first big boy tour win on Sunday evening when he woke up today. He and the entire HSBC Abu Dhabi field trailed Martin Kaymer by a … Continue reading

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Allenby Kidnapped, Mugged, And Left In A Ditch

Holy Shit! While I was in the midst of a drunken Saturday night stupor news broke that PGA Tour member Robert Allenby had been found in a ditch in Hawaii by an off-duty military man. Authorities that arrived first at … Continue reading

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Happy Hour Thoughts With John Peterson

Aces Wild If you’re a die hard professional golf fan with a pulse you’re well aware that the Euro Tour is in Abu Dhabi this week and Martin Kaymer is looking like the same guy that won the U.S. Open … Continue reading

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The Fun Police And Other Random Shit: Hump Day Musings

No Phun Phor Phoenix The Twitterverse erupted yesterday afternoon when news from the Waste Management Open, or the Phoenix Open, began to go viral. The Tour made the announcement that they would not allow the players to throw swag into … Continue reading

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