ShutFace Christmas Thoughts

What A Year

I can’t imagine a more bizarre year for myself, my family, and everything else that has gone on around me. I started 2014 playing Torrey Pines and going to the Rose Bowl, got my 1st ace in May, won my first tournament in a decade in July, then took a new job and relocated my family this fall shortly after my getaway to Whistling Straits and Erin Hills. In the midst of all that, Mrs. ShutFace and I found out we’re due for kid number 2 in June. How can you top any of that in 2015? We’ll press on and do our best and keep counting our blessings.

With the move behind me I look forward to getting back to producing more content for this site. I’ll admit, I’ve been lagging behind a bit on golf news, WAGs, etc. since the moving process began. The slacking ends now, so look for more from SFG in the next calender year, and thank you to all of you for your 2 years of loyal reading.

Another ShutFace Original

Last year I gave you my 2013 version of a Night Before Christmas. This year another ShutFaceGolf original has been created for your amusement. Enjoy.

O Twitter Feed

O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
What utter nonsense you give thee;
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please help Tiger fix his golf swing;
Can’t hit a green when summer’s here,
But makes eagles at Isleworth when ’tis cold and drear.
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please help Tiger fix his golf swing!

O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please show me more of DJ’s wife to be;
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please show me more of DJ’s wife to be;
He’s gone away, to coke rehab!
He knocked her up, and made Wayne mad!
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please show me more of DJ’s wife to be.

O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please tell me Rory banged Holly!
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please tell me Rory banged Holly!
The internet will explode that night!
I hope Kuselias starts a fight.
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please tell me Rory banged Holly!

O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
How could Poulter block me?
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
How could Poulter block me?
He cheats on his wife with other men!
Then brags about tournaments he didn’t win.
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
How could Poulter block me?

O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please make Bubba Claus something I can unsee!
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please make Bubba Claus something I can unsee!
Another jacket and he’ll be like Hogan!
But if Gerry loses, he’ll blame Ted Scott again!
O Twitter Feed! O Twitter Feed!
Please make Bubba Clause something I can unsee!

Merry Christmas,

ShutFaceGolf

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5 Responses to ShutFace Christmas Thoughts

  1. BB says:

    Congrats! And please provide any tips on how to keep up a regular golf game with two small ones (I’ve not been successful yet)… other than hiring a Norwegian nanny or marrying an old-world mail order bride.

  2. danrock44 says:

    Have a 3rd.
    2 is man-to-man defense but 3 calls for a zone.
    And if you don’t have success, at least it’s fun trying!
    Happy New Year and congrats to Shut Face on the great happenings.

  3. Brotkopf says:

    Congratulations to Herr und Frau Shutface!

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