What A Fucking Baboon

If At First Second Third Fourth You Don’t Succeed

Fact: John Daly is a fucking idiot. The former drunk and 2 time major winner has been married 4 times before. Scar tissue aside, Daly appears to have found happiness in his relationship with his current squeeze of the last 7 years.

Her name is Anna Cladakis and she’s been his caddie, his business partner, and sex toy in what seems (on the surface) to be a pretty normal relationship, especially for John Daly’s standards. That all looks likely to change because the big man announced via social media that the couple got engaged this week.

Great rack. And I’ll give her a pass on the rest of her appearance considering she’s in her mid 40s. I bet she brings chicks home for them to play with.

To no one’s surprise, John met her because she works for Hooters, who John has a sponsorship deal with. I can only imagine how this one will end. His past relationships have terminated with him nearly getting clawed to death, ex-wives getting smacked by John, and others just getting sick of him sticking his dick in random chicks while being a deadbeat. Still, America loves JD, and therefore he’ll always be famous and always have women throw themselves at him (they love his huge member). This was bound to happen, and if he lives long enough he’ll probably even have a 6th wife.

While I’m skeptical of how their relationship will workout, it must be agreeing with them both right now. After all, she did say yes, and he just won his first tournament in nearly 11 years.  It wasn’t anything important, just something called the Beko Classic which is a 3 day pro-am in which he made $8,000 for winning. That won’t even cover JD’s travel costs to be there! And the field was horrid unless you consider Darren Clarke a competitive golfer. The win has JD feeling confident going forward. He thinks this is a stepping stone to better playing in 2015. I feel like John’s triumph is the equivalent of Mike Tyson winning a fight with a trained kangaroo at a circus in Russia (think washed up freak shows).

From One Baboon To Another

Much of the Euro Tour is starting their 2015 season at the Nedbank Golf Challenge in Sun City, South Africa this week. Luke Donald is in the field and after a Friday round of 63 he’s still leading with one round to play. He also got the shit scared out of him during that round when a wild baboon came at him while he began to contemplate his shot from the fairway.

The video is incredible. We’ve seen animals interrupt play before, especially birds, but this could have ended much more strangely. Luke knows it too. Baboons are capable of extreme violence. Hopefully he had a change of trousers in his staff bag as I’m sure he needed them after such a close encounter.

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