Monthly Archives: September 2014

The Ryder Cup Sucks When Your Team Loses

You Get What You Deserve For Wearing Red Pants Forgive me for being a little out of the loop over the last three days. Life in the ShutFace household is full of change and I was in Wisconsin all weekend … Continue reading

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Random Shit: Ryder Cup Day 1

I’ll Be Brief I came across this photo in the lull between the day 1 sessions and just had to post it. First, there’s two hot WAGs in it. And second, the photo bomb is priceless. That is of course … Continue reading

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Left(y) Jab, Rory’s Virginity, And Paulina’s Bastard: Random Shit – Ryder Cup Edition

Phil Loves How His Feet Taste I thought the talking was done, I thought we were ready to focus on golf……then Phil Mickelson took the podium on Wednesday at Gleneagles. Phil was asked a simple question about team chemistry and … Continue reading

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Hump Day Musings: Ryder Cup Edition

Rory’s New Stick News broke early in the week that Rory McIlroy was trying a new driver at Gleneagles and was seriously considering using it in his upcoming matches. That sounds like the stupidest thing one could do when you’re … Continue reading

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Tour Graduates And Rick’s New ‘Do

I Avoided Panic Attacks With Booze And Pills There was no PGA Tour golf played this weekend. That thought is hard to fathom, but I muddled through it and you did too. After all, this IS football season! Golf that … Continue reading

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The Whereabouts Of Anthony Kim Revisited

He’s Not With Drama And Turtle, Last I Checked In January I wrote about Anthony Kim falling off the face of the golf world in to the unknown. I re-blogged that garbage in May when it was thought AK might … Continue reading

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No Golf This Week….Fuck That Noise, Its Another Edition Of Hump Day Musings

The Kid Has Timing Billy Horschel isn’t even 48 hours removed from winning 13 million dollars. He’s finally home, he’s looking forward to some rest after a grinding playoff run, and his wife’s water breaks. Billy announced to his Twitter … Continue reading

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Holy Horschel!!! 10 Million Reasons For Billy To Be On Ryder Cup Team: Final Thoughts On Tour Championship

For $10 Million, I Wouldn’t Care How Ugly My Pants Are Either As I noted in my previous post, Billy Horschel faced off with Rory McIlroy in a winner-take-all weekend of golf at East Lake in Atlanta. Yes, Billy Horschel, the … Continue reading

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Rory v. Billy On Tap For Final 36 At East Lake

Literally In Pocket No matter what happens this weekend in Atlanta, Rory McIlroy has already had an interesting week at the Tour Championship. First, news broke that when he dumped Caroline Wozniacki this summer and ended their engagement, she thought … Continue reading

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Equipment Reviews: SuperStroke Putter Grips And The Dave Pelz Putting Tutor

SuperStroke Grips – Fad Or Phenom?  This might be the only post in the history of this site in which I type the words ‘super’ and ‘stroke’ together and they are not preceded or followed by ‘Paulina Gretzky’. No, no, none … Continue reading

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